Anatomy of a Bookworm

[Webster]

 

[Crystal]

In fairness, whose dream home wouldn't include an amazing library with rolling ladders?

 

[Quagmire]

I like this for the sole reason it says "To read" instead of "To be read", the to be read always feels border line snobby to me

 

[Fool's Requiem]

In fairness, whose dream home wouldn't include an amazing library with rolling ladders?

Can I replace the books with movies, video games, and anime?

 

[Crystal]

Can I replace the books with movies, video games, and anime?

Of course!

 

[Webster]

In fairness, whose dream home wouldn't include an amazing library with rolling ladders?

*deadpans* Your librarian has arrived, Crystal....

 

[Crystal]

*deadpans* Your librarian has arrived, Crystal....

I'm satisfied with her work!

 

[Quagmire]

*deadpans* Your librarian has arrived, Crystal....

She can be mine too!

 

[Crystal]

Can always appreciate a librarian who respects a good leather binding.

 

[Webster]

Can always appreciate a librarian who respects a good leather binding.

 

[Crystal]

Stunning eyes.

 

[shortkut]

WhipCan always appreciate a librarian who respects a good leather binding.

 

[Crystal]

Definitely gotta' walk your librarians, they get stale if left unwalked.

 

[Webster]

Definitely gotta' walk your librarians, they get stale if left unwalked.

 

[Crystal]

That seems like a safety issue when working with books.

 

[Webster]

That seems like a safety issue when working with books.

Could be worse; per the Tropes' page for Mayfair Witches...
--Be Careful What You Wish For: It turns out that Cortland was promised immortality by Lasher in exchange for helping bring him into the world. After he succeeds, Rowan is unable to kill him. So she turns him into a statue forever.

 

[Crystal]

Could be worse; per the Tropes' page for Mayfair Witches...
--Be Careful What You Wish For: It turns out that Cortland was promised immortality by Lasher in exchange for helping bring him into the world. After he succeeds, Rowan is unable to kill him. So she turns him into a statue forever.

Yep, always a catch!

 

[Webster]

Yep, always a catch!

I love the fire part though...

 

[Kat]

Could be worse; per the Tropes' page for Mayfair Witches...
--Be Careful What You Wish For: It turns out that Cortland was promised immortality by Lasher in exchange for helping bring him into the world. After he succeeds, Rowan is unable to kill him. So she turns him into a statue forever.

Hmm, I might have to watch this.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

What's the proper term for electronic worms? Gotta make sure I refer to my kindle self in the correct way.

 

[Crystal]

What's the proper term for electronic worms? Gotta make sure I refer to my kindle self in the correct way.