Alright… which one of y’all did it…

[Mark]

Delta flight from Atlanta returns to sender after passenger suffers diarrhea 'biohazard' on plane

A Delta pilot allegedly had to make an emergency landing back to the origin city when a passenger's loose bowels spread throughout the plane. A supposed snippet of the pilot's call was shared on social media.

www.foxla.com

 

[Crystal]

Atlanta to Barcelona with diarrhea!?! That'd be one hell of a stench! Good call, pilot.

 

[Mark]

Atlanta to Barcelona with diarrhea!?! That'd be one hell of a stench! Good call, pilot.

Another reason I’m not mad that I’ve stayed on the ground. If I gotta shit on the road… I’m going for the bushes, jersey wall, Prius hatchback, whatever. That’s not an option in a flying can with a couple hundred others limited to a handful of bathrooms.

 

[Crystal]

Yeah, if I have to fly I'd prefer layovers so there are plenty of chances to evacuate the system.