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The only one who can claim bounties is Zell, the Assassin.Can someone enlighten me on the Bounties, please. I assume that if someone kills Tommy, they get 15 gold (from Ben?)
How does Jon's work? I assume someone gets gold by killing him, but how how is there a bounty on his head in the first place?
Now they WILL be.They be fucking.
Well shit... ok then...
It was one of my quests in the necropolis. I met a procession that if I followed them, I would be protected from being targeted at all that night, but next day my name goes on the bounty board.Can someone enlighten me on the Bounties, please. I assume that if someone kills Tommy, they get 15 gold (from Ben?)
How does Jon's work? I assume someone gets gold by killing him, but how how is there a bounty on his head in the first place?
Man, if only I drank that love potion BEFORE meeting the seamstress. Maybe she wouldn't have threatened to make me a eunuchNow they WILL be.
You spelled stabbing wrong.Jon and Zell, sitting in a tree. S-T-A-B-I-N-G.
You spelled stabbing wrong.
Just to clarify, I knew that it wasn't spelled right, but wanted it to fit with the song so spelled it wrong for comical effect. I'm not a dumbass, I swear (sorry Local!)You spelled stabbing wrong.
I read it that if there is any bounty on the board, he has to pick one of them. If there were no bounties 2 nights in a row, he gets to pick his own target.So @Ants! - Because Zell CHOSE not to kill last night, he doesn't get to pick his target tonight because there were available bounties, right?
Yeah, last night doesn't count because he had at least one bounty he could have acted on. He's allowed to kill whoever if there's no work available two nights in a row.So @Ants! - Because Zell CHOSE not to kill last night, he doesn't get to pick his target tonight because there were available bounties, right?
"Zell."
"Yep. Definitely tastes like desperation and hetero panic."
To be fair, right now it's a numbers game.OK well since none of you want to believe that I am the thief after checking LITERALLY every box everyone complains about each game, I accept my fate and will show you all the dumb shit I stole from people. Not being a passenger. Not being evasive. Directly answering all of you. Role claiming! Having things to show for it. Publicly trading with other town people. List goes on and on. And none of y'all reacted or replied to anything I've said today. You all made up your minds already - all good. No worries. We would honestly be winning if we killed an acolyte today. But I am too far back now to try and defy any sort of conviction. I got nothin' but my words. Whatever the swamp lady told Ben is probably true but twisted in a way to make anyone look somewhat guilty or innocent. I think a lot of the quests are that way.
Anyway, here's all the shit I stole every day. I even rolled for better luck on one of my quests which essentially locked me in for getting something every attempt.
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I also picked up a mirror shield from someone at one point.
Anywho, that's it. I'm either being completely honest or I'm full of shit. It's up to y'all to decide.
omfg... I'm dead (from laughing) lolNight falls. Suspicion rises. And Jon — sweaty-palmed and wide-eyed — crouches behind a rain barrel with a glittery pink vial in hand.
He mutters, "This is so dumb," for the fifth time.
Still, he uncorks the Love Potion. The scent hits him immediately: rose petals, regret, and what might be bubblegum.
He glances around to make sure no one's watching, then leans close and whispers into the bottle:
The name echoes louder than it should. The potion glows briefly — mockingly — and grows warm in his grip, like it heard him.
Jon winces. "God, he's gonna think I like him."
With a deep breath and a final grimace, he downs the potion.
Somewhere out there, Zell, assassin and unbothered brooding murder man, suddenly feels a strange… fondness? No. Not fondness. Just… an inability to stab Jon right now.
Jon sits back, swishing his mouth and muttering:
But for now, at least,
he's safe.
Emotionally confused, but safe.
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All good. Let's not waste any time then!So, I'm sorry, it's just the numbers game at this point. Nothing personal.
I skipped earlier, fwiwAll good. Let's not waste any time then!
Skip
Me neither. It's never this simpleI don't like how easily everything is lining up...
Eh. Either we be fuckin' or we be fucked.I don't like how easily everything is lining up...
@Jawneh, dance for me.
can you post this again? I can't see it
Had to wait for the perfect moment.Damn, notice who got the weird evil looking puzzle pieces compared to these innocuous stone ones...![]()
This would be incredibly dumb after being explicitly told that they do nothing and are only for story reasons...Had to wait for the perfect moment.
@Ants! I'll use my ruby star talisman now. Since the stone puzzle is incomplete, that means anyone holding a stone fragment dies.
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Thank you for the reveal, chaps. GG.
They CAN get you half off a medium pizza at Dominoes, though.This would be incredibly dumb after being explicitly told that they do nothing and are only for story reasons...
Yeah, that isn't even an item that exists in the rules, so I'm assuming it's more Tommy "sparkle titted warble bird" bullshit or whatever.
I mean there was no shot at this point, we started skipping and stuff lol. Had to pull out a purple crowned fairy wren.![]()
Thanks for confirming you're Tommy Bad, though.