Acolytes game 2: Day 2

[Smacktard]

Why you call me bad today?

I didn't tho?

 

[Christina]

Last remaining.

Essentially I'm now a gun with one bullet that every single person in the town has just been given. First person to post a bill is who I will kill.

Oh this is smart, get people to call out somebody else so that they are not the one shot by you.

 

[Ants!]

Last remaining.

Essentially I'm now a gun with one bullet that every single person in the town has just been given. First person to post a bill is who I will kill.

You can also milk it and say highest bidder. Just saying lol.

 

[Christina]

I didn't tho?

You know what. I read your post wrong. I read it as is bad and not are you bad.

No I am not bad.

 

[Christina]

You can also milk it and say highest bidder. Just saying lol.

Can Acolytes do a bounty thing or does it only have to be real villager?

 

[Ants!]

Can Acolytes do a bounty thing or does it only have to be real villager?

Anybody can do it except for the assassin himself.

 

[Christina]

If Yes acolytes can, I'm going to assume the first person to post a bounty without talking it over among the town, is a bad guy.

 

[Jon]

Can Acolytes do a bounty thing or does it only have to be real villager?

Anyone. He doesn't have to accept the bounty though. And more than one can be posted.

 

[Ants!]

Anybody can do it except for the assassin himself.

The assassin can put up a fake one for subterfuge, but he can't actually act on it.

 

[Ants!]

Anyone. He doesn't have to accept the bounty though. And more than one can be posted.

If there are any bounties posted, then he has to accept one of them if it offers at least 10 gold or an item of that much value. But he gets to pick.

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Local Hero]

Can the assassin choose their own bounty?

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Can the assassin choose their own bounty?

If no one supplies a bounty for two consecutive nights. Aka if no one supplies a bounty today the assassin can kill randomly

 

[Local Hero]

If no one supplies a bounty for two consecutive nights. Aka if no one supplies a bounty today the assassin can kill randomly

I meant can I put Zell up as a bounty and Zell assassinate himself

Obviously only for the memes

 

[Ants!]

canadaguy returns to the town without an injury.

 

[Ants!]

Shop has been updated.

 

[Local Hero]

I'll buy I health potion

 

[Local Hero]

I also will quest to the haunted dungeon
@Ants!

 

[canadaguy]

Sweet I got one of those puzzle pieces too

 

[Local Hero]

My money is the puzzle pieces will combine to spell

"Seymour Butts"

 

[canadaguy]

"Be sure to drink your ovaltine"

 

[Jawneh]

Still offering a sword for a puzzle piece! A SWORD FOR A PUZZLE PIECE!

 

[Local Hero]

Still offering a sword for a puzzle piece! A SWORD FOR A PUZZLE PIECE!

What's a sword?

 

[Local Hero]

Slut is a s word

 

[Jawneh]

What's a sword?

A sacred sword. Gives +5 to an attack roll. I need to die, so I don't need this sword.

 

[Christina]

A sacred sword. Gives +5 to an attack roll. I need to die, so I don't need this sword.

Uhh..do you want Zell to kill you?

 

[Christina]

Can somebody put a bounty out for themself? Theirselfs....my English sucks today.

 

[Local Hero]

Hisself

 

[Christina]

Hisself

I don't know him myself

 

[Jawneh]

Uhh..do you want Zell to kill you?

I rather die on a noble quest. But I'm open to this in after tomorrow. I should have a better idea who to go after too.

...

 

[Ants!]

Can somebody put a bounty out for themself? Theirselfs....my English sucks today.

I don't see why not.

 

[Jawneh]

I was gonna say something else, hence the dots there, but I forgot, went to rephrase the first line and then just sent it. It's been a morning.

 

[Local Hero]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Greetings, once again, kind village people of [Insert Town Name Here], I am Bramel the Brash, Vanquisher of Evil. Based on my extensive research (and totally not a random hunch), I have determined that @Quagmire is a son of the devil and must be VANQUISHED! Quagmire I SMITE thee in the name of GOD ALMIGHTY and the virgin Mary!


Fool's Requiem smites Quagmire with holy light!


@Ants!

 

[Ants!]

As the sun breaks through the clouds above the cursed land, a hush falls over the town square.


Fool's Requiem steps forward, eyes blazing with conviction. He raises his hand toward Quagmire, calling out with divine authority:


"Fool's Requiem smites Quagmire with holy light!"


A searing beam of golden radiance descends from the heavens, illuminating Quagmire in a halo of burning light—
But nothing happens.


There is no scream. No shadow cast. No unholy hiss of an Acolyte revealed.


The light falters. It flickers… and snaps backward, arcing like a lash of judgment.


The radiant force slams into Fool's Requiem, throwing him to the ground in a burst of blinding brilliance. Smoke curls from his armor as the divine magic turns inward, punishing him for daring to strike down one who bears no evil.


The square is left in silence, broken only by the crackle of fading light.


The gods do not tolerate false judgment.
Fool's Requiem died a normal death. He is was the Paladin.

 

[Christina]

So I guess Jon wasn't lying about Quagmire.

 

[Local Hero]

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Lol whoops

 

[Jawneh]

I'm starting to wonder if my plan to tango with death is good in this game considering how we're dropping like flies.

But that's a worry for tomorrow. Today I hope to get injured first.

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Wasn't quagmire confirmed as good by Ben yesterday? Am I thinking someone else?

 

[Christina]

Wasn't quagmire confirmed as good by Ben yesterday? Am I thinking someone else?

Yeah. It was Ben. I'm totally writing everything down I swear....

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Yeah. It was Ben. I'm totally writing everything down I swear....

Well I assumed you just got the name wrong. I was wondering why Quagmire was the target.

 

[canadaguy]

I have no idea what's going on

 

[Jawneh]

I have no idea what's going on

I believe it. You're not even voting me.

 

[Christina]

I have no idea what's going on

People are just being smitted by their gods.

 

[Jon]

why am I still alive? I totally spoiled my role.

As the sun breaks through the clouds above the cursed land, a hush falls over the town square.


Fool's Requiem steps forward, eyes blazing with conviction. He raises his hand toward Quagmire, calling out with divine authority:


"Fool's Requiem smites Quagmire with holy light!"


A searing beam of golden radiance descends from the heavens, illuminating Quagmire in a halo of burning light—
But nothing happens.


There is no scream. No shadow cast. No unholy hiss of an Acolyte revealed.


The light falters. It flickers… and snaps backward, arcing like a lash of judgment.


The radiant force slams into Fool's Requiem, throwing him to the ground in a burst of blinding brilliance. Smoke curls from his armor as the divine magic turns inward, punishing him for daring to strike down one who bears no evil.


The square is left in silence, broken only by the crackle of fading light.


The gods do not tolerate false judgment.
Fool's Requiem died a normal death. He is was the Paladin.

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So I guess Jon wasn't lying about Quagmire.

I just read the post from Ants. I didn't do anything lol

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Christina]

What did you do? Look at him weird passing each other in the street?

 

[Ants!]

Jawneh returns to the town without an injury.

 

[Jawneh]