Milestone 80,000 Posts!

[Crystal]

You beautiful, wonderful people just keep on going!

 

[TD]

 

[Crystal]

You did almost 10% by yourself!

 

[TD]

You did almost 10% by yourself!

 

[Crystal]

You sure are!

 

[Tubby23]

I need stats on how many of the posts are provided by the STUV gang

 

[Crystal]

I need stats on how many of the posts are provided by the STUV gang

I'm sure that'll be a considerable percentage!

 

[Mark]

It’s the 17th day of December, y’all… who’s gunning for 100k by the 1st of January?

 

[Crystal]

It’s the 17th day of December, y’all… who’s gunning for 100k by the 1st of January?

I believe in @TD, TD will deliver us to the promised land

 

[shortkut]

I need stats on how many of the posts are provided by the STUV gang

[USERGROUP=18]@Alu[/USERGROUP] you’re the forum stats guy. Run the numbers

 

[Tubby23]

It’s the 17th day of December, y’all… who’s gunning for 100k by the 1st of January?

Christmas will either explode the post count as more of us have more time, or we all go and do things with family and friends but post less.

 

[Crystal]

Christmas will either explode the post count as more of us have more time, or we all go and do things with family and friends but post less.

Who needs family time, come and post!

 

[Tubby23]

Who needs family time, come and post!

Hey you don't need to tell me, I work the whole way through anyway given its peak season (get leave time at Easter instead, which I'd prefer honestly) so I will be here.

 

[Crystal]

Hey you don't need to tell me, I work the whole way through anyway given its peak season (get leave time at Easter instead, which I'd prefer honestly) so I will be here.

That's the spirit!

 

[Tubby23]

[USERGROUP=18]@Alu[/USERGROUP] you’re the forum stats guy. Run the numbers

So quick glance between you, Vash, TD, Kelly and I we have 26,023.
Those were the 5 listed in top posts

 

[shortkut]

[USERGROUP=18]@Alu[/USERGROUP] i got the numbers for you. At the time of the screenshots there were 80,021 posts

 

[Tubby23]

[USERGROUP=18]@Alu[/USERGROUP] i got the numbers for you. At the time of the screenshots there were 80,021 posts

28,928 posts out of 80,021 so 36.15%

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

Good stats team

 

[Crystal]

28,928 posts out of 80,021 so 36.15%

Impressive!

 

[shortkut]

So quick glance between you, Vash, TD, Kelly and I we have 26,023.
Those were the 5 listed in top posts

28,928 posts out of 80,021 so 36.15%

Now calculate how much of that 36.15% is the 5 of us

 

[Tubby23]

Now calculate how much of that 36.15% is the 5 of us

89.95% with the main chunk of the balance being Tommy Boy and Tom

 

[shortkut]

89.95% with the main chunk of the balance being Tommy Boy and Tom

[USERGROUP=18]@Alu[/USERGROUP] ‘s apprentice is doing well

 

[Tubby23]

[USERGROUP=18]@Alu[/USERGROUP] ‘s apprentice is doing well

If I have the access I'm good with the numbers, I'm a statistics nerd

 

[shortkut]

If I have the access I'm good with the numbers, I'm a statistics nerd

I assumed running the numbers was a union job, so I didn’t want to calculate them myself

 

[Tubby23]

I assumed running the numbers was a union job, so I didn’t want to calculate them myself

White collar job, no union for me

 

[Mark]

If I have the access I'm good with the numbers, I'm a statistics nerd

I could probably arrange that.

 

[Crystal]

I could probably arrange that.

But does our Senior Statistician approve?

 

[Mark]

But does our Senior Statistician approve?

If it equates to him getting to do less work, I’d be sure of it, but I can hold off for OFFICIAL official confirmation.

 

[Crystal]

If it equates to him getting to do less work, I’d be sure of it, but I can hold off for OFFICIAL official confirmation.

Yes, I think it's only fair we wait for the official confirmation of the official confirmation from our official senior statistician.

[USERGROUP=18]@Alu[/USERGROUP]

 

[Mark]

Yes, I think it's only fair we wait for the official confirmation of the official confirmation from our official senior statistician.

[USERGROUP=18]@Alu[/USERGROUP]

@A Subcontractor's Ass, what say you? Is a subcontractor’s ass going to hire a subcontractor?

 

[Crystal]

@A Subcontractor's Ass, what say you? Is a subcontractor’s ass going to hire a subcontractor?

A Sub Tub(by) Contractor?

 

[Mark]

A Sub Tub(by) Contractor?

A Subby Tubby Ass. Contractor?

 

[Crystal]

A Subby Tubby Ass. Contractor?

I love it!

 

[Mark]

I love it!

And this is how business gets done. Quick. Decisive. As always… we gotta WAIT FOR THE FUCKING ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER.

 

[Crystal]

And this is how business gets done. Quick. Decisive. As always… we gotta WAIT FOR THE FUCKING ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER.

Yeah, those damn bean counters.

 

[Mark]

Yeah, those damn bean counters.

And there’s his new name.

 

[Crystal]

And there’s his new name.

Gotta' love when the names make themselves!

 

[Tubby23]

Yeah, those damn bean counters.

Us bean counters always get the blame!

 

[Crystal]

Us bean counters always get the blame!

Count beans faster!

 

[Tubby23]

Count beans faster!

Spend the beans more slowly

 

[Crystal]

Spend the beans more slowly

I don't have any beans to spend, damnit! I mean...no!

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

The subtub asscan is approved.

 

[Crystal]

Two bean counters to make the beans count faster!

 

[Crystal]

Spend the beans more slowly

You should now be able to access the beans to count them

 

[Tubby23]

So many beans to be counted

 

[Crystal]

So many beans to be counted

Get counting!

 

[shortkut]

 

[TD]

All these numbers and percentages.

 

[Tubby23]

All these numbers and percentages.

So much data to analyse

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

So much data to analyse

Put your ass into it.