VTS Mafia Mafia Legacy Year (Night 4/Day 4)

[Smacktard]

F is for Freemartin.

If I had a dumb animal tell, "Fly" or "Fry" seem like good candidates to try to sneak into a sentence. Instead, I'm posting Freemartin, which sounds like a Civil Rights rallying cry.

Civil rights activists: "Freemartin!"

The martin:

 

[VashTheStampede]

Oh yeah? Well, YOUR MOM

 

[Zell 17]

G is for Gilt. My mother is Catholic, it's her specialty.

 

[Zell 17]

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FYI the only post Christina has liked in the thread is about your mom being a cow, maybe something to uncover there.

Also maybe she liked other posts too, do I look like a scientist?

 

[Crystal]

@Crystal I suppose this is as good a time as any to ask if these boards have any kind of flood control for when Tubby awakens

Hmm...

 

[Christina]

FYI the only post Christina has liked in the thread is about your mom being a cow, maybe something to uncover there.

Also maybe she liked other posts too, do I look like a scientist?

It was more the fact you just through in a your mom. Vash knows my true feelings on my mother in law.

 

[shortkut]

I dunno I guess I kinda like his vibe lol

Then I guess we let the mad bomber win and mafia will lose. I’ve proven I’m petty enough to make it happen.

Mad bomber, kill the other mafia member tomorrow and you win. Kelly is being killed

 

[shortkut]

@VashTheStampede how would you feel about me shadow banning Zell for spam?

 

[Zell 17]

H is for Hart. I'm glad the Brits call these stags, because a Hart party sounds like an invitation I would turn down every time.

 

[VashTheStampede]

@VashTheStampede how would you feel about me shadow banning Zell for spam?

I'm just a fake half-mod, I have no say over you real mods

 

[Zell 17]

@VashTheStampede how would you feel about me shadow banning Zell for spam?

Shadow ban? Does that mean I can still see my own posts? If so it won't bother me!

 

[Zell 17]

Hmm...

The most cryptic tell in the thread by far here

 

[shortkut]

Shadow ban? Does that mean I can still see my own posts? If so it won't bother me!

No, it is a temp ban

 

[Zell 17]

No, it is a temp ban

I don't think I'll be able to get to two animal mentions today if I got banned

 

[Zell 17]

I is for Ibis, beloved former administrator of GameWinners.com. Apparently the classical plural version of Ibis is Ibides, but we neanderthals bastardized it so often that the commonly accepted term is now Ibises.

 

[VashTheStampede]

*unfollows thread*

 

[VashTheStampede]

I is for Ibis, beloved former administrator of GameWinners.com. Apparently the classical plural version of Ibis is Ibides, but we neanderthals bastardized it so often that the commonly accepted term is now Ibises.

Ibix would have more swag

 

[Zell 17]

J is for Jenny. Today you learned that the song by Tommy Tutone (definitely a mafia name) is actually about bestiality. Sorry.

 

[shortkut]

I don't think I'll be able to get to two animal mentions today if I got banned

Yes but it allows tubby to post more than you

 

[Zell 17]

*unfollows thread*

Listen it's your rules that are spawning this travesty sir. Mostly for not allowing the Librarian to instant mute. If the mafia kills canadaguy tonight so I have to do this again tomorrow I'm gonna be unhappy.

 

[shortkut]

@Cole @Mark @Crystal - temp ban zell plz

 

[Smacktard]

I is for Ibis, beloved former administrator of GameWinners.com. Apparently the classical plural version of Ibis is Ibides, but we neanderthals bastardized it so often that the commonly accepted term is now Ibises.

I prefer Ibisoids.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Alu watching the stats go brrrrr

 

[Zell 17]

@Cole @Mark @Crystal - temp ban zell plz

I don't believe in half-measures

 

[VashTheStampede]

Zell you have unlocked a new Tell!

You are now Billy Shakes! You have to post in iambic pentameter!

 

[shortkut]

I don't believe in half-measures

You heard the man. Full ban

@VashTheStampede as bailiff, instead of remove trash from the courtroom, can I remove unwanted posts and delete a lot of Zell’s posts?

 

[Zell 17]

K is for Kinkajou. Sounds like shortkut after a few beers.

 

[shortkut]

K is for Kinkajou. Sounds like shortkut after a few beers.

Wouldn’t you like to know

 

[Smacktard]

@Cole @Mark @Crystal - temp ban zell plz

Wait wait... I want to see where he's going with this...

 

[canadaguy]

@Smacktard

 

[Zell 17]

Zell you have unlocked a new Tell!

You are now Billy Shakes! You have to post in iambic pentameter!

In ocean depths, where mysteries unfold,
A creature strange, in waters dark and cold,
The leptocephalus, slim and long it streams,
A larval form, a mystery in dreams.

 

[VashTheStampede]

In ocean depths, where mysteries unfold,
A creature strange, in waters dark and cold,
The leptocephalus, slim and long it streams,
A larval form, a mystery in dreams.

Fucking bravo

 

[shortkut]

Fucking bravo

I’ll leave this post

 

[Zell 17]

M is for Macho.

 

[Zell 17]

Think your games are hard kiddo? Nothing beats the cruelty of getting waxed to the canvas in one punch and then having Super Macho Man do his TITTY FLEX over your prone corpse

 

[shortkut]

Listen it's your rules that are spawning this travesty sir. Mostly for not allowing the Librarian to instant mute. If the mafia kills canadaguy tonight so I have to do this again tomorrow I'm gonna be unhappy.

@VashTheStampede - Zell is notorious in his games for changing the rules when he finds something game breaking or not what he intended… for example, the Cupid couple cannot win with the wolves, the detective cannot use himself as a baseline, etc. using the precedent he has set, you can invalidate his posts after a certain point if you feel it is necessary

 

[Zell 17]

the Cupid couple cannot win with the wolves

Hey now, that rule was stated up front. You just didn't like it.

 

[Zell 17]

@VashTheStampede - Zell is notorious in his games for changing the rules when he finds something game breaking or not what he intended… for example, the Cupid couple cannot win with the wolves, the detective cannot use himself as a baseline, etc. using the precedent he has set, you can invalidate his posts after a certain point if you feel it is necessary

Also relax, I haven't even managed to hit Local's spam rate from yesterday yet

 

[shortkut]

Hey now, that rule was stated up front. You just didn't like it.

It didn’t make sense and conflicted with the wolf win condition

Also relax, I haven't even managed to hit Local's spam rate from yesterday yet

He wasn’t TDing, he was just posting a lot

 

[Zell 17]

He wasn’t TDing, he was just posting a lot

So you are saying his more frequent posts had more useful content than mine? I'm offended.

If only this forum had an impartial judge of what kind of posts were substantive! Someone to moderate the discussion, you might say.

 

[shortkut]

So you are saying his more frequent posts had more useful content than mine? I'm offended.

If only this forum had an impartial judge of what kind of posts were substantive! Someone to moderate the discussion, you might say.

 

[Zell 17]

How about Vash guarantees that I have more/equal posts than Tubby at the end of the day. Then the carnage can stop. Otherwise, we're all aboard.

 

[Zell 17]

N is for Narwhal. There aren't very many unusual "N" creatures. Narwhals are known for their large tusks as well as their karma farming on Reddit.

 

[shortkut]

How about Vash guarantees that I have more/equal posts than Tubby at the end of the day. Then the carnage can stop. Otherwise, we're all aboard.

Counter offer: I will put your current posting habits and @TD ’s historical posting habits to shame in your next wolf game and make it unplayable for everyone

 

[Zell 17]

O is for Okapi. Okapi are the only members of the family Giraffidae that's not an actual Giraffe. It's like a mini-Giraffe. I MUST HAVE ONE. Look at this strange guy with his striped behind:

 

[Smacktard]

I bet O is for Ocelot

edit: DAMMIT

Okapi is also one letter away from being one of the best games of all time OF ALL TIME

 

[Zell 17]

Counter offer: I will put your current posting habits and @TD ’s historical posting habits to shame in your next wolf game and make it unplayable for everyone

Excuse me you can't make the game more unplayable than I do

 

[shortkut]

Skip

 

[shortkut]

Excuse me you can't make the game more unplayable than I do

 

[Smacktard]

I'm now imagining Tubby waking up at 6 am and shitposting 40+ times in a row over a cup of coffee while rubbing the sleep out of his eyes