Zell Wolf GWF Wolf - Zell's Game 5 Night 1/Day 1

[shortkut]

I'm loving myself right now, baby.

Wash your hands

 

[Cole]

The best would have been FR and Cole

I would've suicided. in the beat possible way I could think of.

 

[TD]

I would've suicided. in the beat possible way I could think of.

So you would've gone after him and then just died when he died?

 

[Cole]

TD and Cole would be good
Tubby and Tommy would be good too

no it wouldn't. the last thing Cupid should wanna do is pick someone that is a frequent target. if one lover dies, they both die.

that's why you and Ants would be too dangerous a pairing. and also too obvious.

 

[Tubby23]

I'm loving myself right now, baby.

 

[Cole]

So you would've gone after him and then just died when he died?

you're god damn right.

 

[Ants!]

I was going to say cupid would have had to pick random numbers, but then I read it again and that’s the only role that can name names on night 1

 

[Tubby23]

Pair two people who never post would be the meta

 

[shortkut]

no it wouldn't. the last thing Cupid should wanna do is pick someone that is a frequent target. if one lover dies, they both die.

that's why you and Ants would be too dangerous a pairing. and also too obvious.

But it would be funny

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Pair two people who never post would be the meta

Okay so Holly, our tofu queen, would be targeted.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Motherfuckers out here min/maxing cupids

 

[shortkut]

 

[Tubby23]

 

[Zell 17]

Votes to lynch (7 required):

Ants! - 1 (shortkut)
Benzine - 1 (Local Hero)
Christina - 1 (Tubby23)
Local Hero - 1 (TD)
Tubby23 - 1 (Christina)

No vote - 10 (Alu, Ants!, Ben, Benzine, Cole, Holly, Jawneh, Smacktard, Tommy Boy, VashTheStampede)

Votes to skip (14 required):

No vote - 15 (Alu, Ants!, Ben, Benzine, Christina, Cole, Holly, Jawneh, Local Hero, shortkut, Smacktard, TD, Tommy Boy, Tubby23, VashTheStampede)

 

[Smacktard]

I'm loving myself right now, baby.

The emoji I used in reply to this says "chef's kiss", but I did not intend for it to mean "chef's kiss", if you know what I mean.

 

[Cole]

The emoji I used in reply to this says "chef's kiss", but I did not intend for it to mean "chef's kiss", if you know what I mean.

are you insulting the size of my penis?

brb gonna go have Zell hit you in the face with a rock for me.

 

[Smacktard]

are you insulting the size of my penis?

brb gonna go have Zell hit you in the face with a rock for me.

Well that's one way to get your rocks off, man!

 

[TD]

Spoiler alert: there is no Bully in this game.
(the role)

 

[Ants!]

You can borrow my eggplant to hit him.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Spoiler alert: there is no Bully in this game.
(the role)

Yeah but Zell is the host and can probably just David whatever perceived Goliath he runs into just for fun.

 

[TD]

You can borrow my eggplant to hit him.

Cole wanted to get away from the penis size insults. Are you implying he needs your eggplant?

 

[Tubby23]

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Oh wait there's no guaranteed priest this game? That's sad.

 

[Tubby23]

On that bit of sad news I'm going to bed

 

[TD]

Oh wait there's no guaranteed priest this game? That's sad.

Knowing Zell's RNG there are probably three priests.

That or 5 total seers.

 

[Local Hero]

...

I had no idea what the fuck this meant for a minute and then realized you meant targeted by Cupid

 

[Zell 17]

Knowing Zell's RNG there are probably three priests.

That or 5 total seers.

That would be ridiculous.

3 beast hunters

 

[TD]

I think this is obvious.

 

[Local Hero]

I think this is obvious.

 

[TD]

 

[VashTheStampede]

Guys I think we've completely lost track about why we're here and what we're doing.

There we go

 

[Christina]

 

[TD]

Is it Friday yet?

I just re-read the thread (lunch break) and it feels like a whole lot of nothing aside from Ants.

That or everything is going way over my head.

Might have to come up with an extravagant dirty cop accusation again.

 

[Jawneh]

Fuck it, I’ll come forward with the info I have, in case I don’t get the chance to share it tomorrow. I checked number 6 last night, they’re not a killer.

Hey, you don't get to choose what I identify as. I was very inspired how CG went against all norms and chose to identify as a solo killer.

 

[TD]

Hey, you don't get to choose what I identify as. I was very inspired how CG went against all norms and chose to identify as a solo killer.

So what you're saying is you weren't a killer.. last night.

 

[Ben]

I miss the innocence of youth, when I didn't have to fit reading a 4 page thread of bat-shit insanity while cross-referencing a dictionary into a lunch break.

EDIT: To be fair I slept on the prior Wolf games here entirely, so this is probably just par for the course.

 

[TD]

I miss the innocence of youth, when I didn't have to fit reading a 4 page thread of bat-shit insanity while cross-referencing a dictionary into a lunch break.

EDIT: To be fair I slept on the prior Wolf games here entirely, so this is probably just par for the course.

I'm on game 3 of this myself and every game has been like that for me too.

 

[Zell 17]

Don’t worry this is just a thread about dudes hanging out thinly disguised as a game

 

[shortkut]

Guys I think we've completely lost track about why we're here and what we're doing.

There we go

 

[TD]

 

[Local Hero]

Is it Friday yet?

I just re-read the thread (lunch break) and it feels like a whole lot of nothing aside from Ants.

That or everything is going way over my head.

Might have to come up with an extravagant dirty cop accusation again.

Don't worry, there's nothing to accurately look into. Just vote randomly. We're probably going to be wrong no matter what lol

 

[Jawneh]

So what you're saying is you weren't a killer.. last night.

And I've already failed as being CanadaGuy sexual.

 

[Local Hero]

 

[Local Hero]

What is the meaning of this lol

 

[TD]

What is the meaning of this lol

Just JoJo.

 

[Jawneh]

Also I have no clue why I keep capitalizing the G and C for canadaguy. It annoys the hell out of me and yet I haven't managed to stop myself.

 

[Christina]

So wolves are bad. We all agree on this. But! We also have another killer afoot. So going off the list, I would guess no Corruptor because they can't stack kills like the serial killer can so they kind of wasted a night 1 by not killing anybody. No alchemist because nobody has said anything about potions. Leaving serial killer, arsonist, and illusionist.

 

[Ants!]

So what you're saying is you weren't a killer.. last night.

Fool was the spirit seer, I'm not. I'm saying Jawneh isn't a killer (wolf or solo), period.

 

[shortkut]

So wolves are bad. We all agree on this. But! We also have another killer afoot. So going off the list, I would guess no Corruptor because they can't stack kills like the serial killer can so they kind of wasted a night 1 by not killing anybody. No alchemist because nobody has said anything about potions. Leaving serial killer, arsonist, and illusionist.

@VashTheStampede was a very effective arsonist last time

What are the odds of him being arsonist again?

 

[Local Hero]

Fool was the spirit seer, I'm not. I'm saying Jawneh isn't a killer (wolf or solo), period.

How do you know they're not a killer? Good Aura?