10am beer ranking -- by acceptability

[Smacktard]

How would you rank 10 am beers according to how acceptable they are? Feel free to indicate a cut-off point where you feel like they are not quite acceptable.

Here's my list. Feel free to add any you feel are missing:

1. Layover beers
2. Camping beers
3. Wedding beers
4. Festival beers
5. Travel beers
6. Hiking beers
7. Sports game beers (in-person)
8. Beach beers
9. Holiday beers
10. Sports game beers (televised)
11. ------cut-off------
12. Weekend beers
13. Weekday beers

 

[shortkut]

Shower beer

 

[Smacktard]

Shower beer

Needs more context. Weekday shower beer? Sad. Weekend, pre-party shower beer? Glorious.

 

[Cole]

where can I rank "I don't like beer" on your beer list?

 

[shortkut]

Needs more context. Weekday shower beer? Sad. Weekend, pre-party shower beer? Glorious.

Evening shower beer means you’re an alcoholic and can’t stop at the end of the day

Morning shower beer, as long as you are not drinking before going to work means you are free and relaxed and anything goes

 

[Smacktard]

where can I rank "I don't like beer" on your beer list?

You just need to find a beer you like. You've probably tried a handful of the standard pisswaßer lagers and/or some overly hoppy IPAs and/or Guinness from a can and decided beer isn't for you. There's so many flavors out there! You can't hate them all!

Morning shower beer, as long as you are not drinking before going to work means you are free and relaxed and anything goes

You have now convinced me to make drinking beer a part of my pre-work routine.

Shame about where I live, though.

 

[canadaguy]

What about "still drunk from last night" beer

 

[Smacktard]

What about "still drunk from last night" beer

That's a good one. Did you sleep in-between? Are you drinking with friends, or alone? All of these questions affect the calculus.

 

[canadaguy]

That's a good one. Did you sleep in-between? Are you drinking with friends, or alone? All of these questions affect the calculus.

Its been quite a few years, but for me it would always have been with friends, and usually with sleep

 

[Cole]

You just need to find a beer you like. You've probably tried a handful of the standard pisswaßer lagers and/or some overly hoppy IPAs and/or Guinness from a can and decided beer isn't for you. There's so many flavors out there! You can't hate them all!

while I haven't claimed to try a ton, @The Eye in the Sky! will tell you that I often try all of his drinks when we're together. I am not much of a drinker, I prefer hard liquor when I do, but its not often. i have *never* liked a single beer. I don't even like the smell. it would have to be beer so perverted that you cant even call it beer anymore for me to do anything more than sip on it.

 

[shortkut]

while I haven't claimed to try a ton, @The Eye in the Sky! will tell you that I often try all of his drinks when we're together. I am not much of a drinker, I prefer hard liquor when I do, but its not often. i have *never* liked a single beer. I don't even like the smell. it would have to be beer so perverted that you cant even call it beer anymore for me to do anything more than sip on it.

I will count cider as beer for situations like this. How do you feel about cider?

 

[Cole]

I will count cider as beer for situations like this. How do you feel about cider?

uh... i dunno? the same? I'm not sure if I've ever tasted one?

 

[canadaguy]

while I haven't claimed to try a ton, @The Eye in the Sky! will tell you that I often try all of his drinks when we're together. I am not much of a drinker, I prefer hard liquor when I do, but its not often. i have *never* liked a single beer. I don't even like the smell. it would have to be beer so perverted that you cant even call it beer anymore for me to do anything more than sip on it.

Pictured: Eye and Cole sharing a drink

 

[Cole]

Pictured: Eye and Cole sharing a drink

...s...sometimes

 

[shortkut]

Pictured: Eye and Cole sharing a drink

Near you, Downeast is a great brand of cider

 

[canadaguy]

Near you, Downeast is a great brand of cider

I just looked it up.



That's nowhere near me

 

[shortkut]

I just looked it up.



That's nowhere near me

I meant to quote @Cole but something about you just drew me in

 

[Smacktard]

while I haven't claimed to try a ton, @The Eye in the Sky! will tell you that I often try all of his drinks when we're together. I am not much of a drinker, I prefer hard liquor when I do, but its not often. i have *never* liked a single beer. I don't even like the smell. it would have to be beer so perverted that you cant even call it beer anymore for me to do anything more than sip on it.

I guess the only beers you ought to try them would be sours (Liefman's is nice), pastry stouts (Prairie Artists Ales are always top tier), or whisky barrel aged stouts, since you like hard liquor.

 

[shortkut]

I guess the only beers you ought to try them would be sours (Liefman's is nice), pastry stouts (Prairie Artists Ales are always top tier), or whisky barrel aged stouts, since you like hard liquor.

Scotch Ales too

 

[Smacktard]

You just reminded me -- maybe a good smoked beer, too! (Hard to find tho)

 

[Cole]

I think beers just not me fellas.

 

[shortkut]

You just reminded me -- maybe a good smoked beer, too! (Hard to find tho)

Smoked oktoberfests are the best

I think beers just not me fellas.

Beer is drink not friend. We’re your fellas

 

[Cole]

I'd rather drink the beer

 

[shortkut]

I'd rather drink the beer

 

[Quagmire]

Over here European soccer /football sometimes is early, some pubs have breakfast and a good oatmeal stout goes well

Also if you're west coast watching east coast games

#1 should be getting off 3rd shift beers

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

My favorite 10am beer is the one on Saturday to start a week off from work. It's acceptable to ring in the time off with a nice breakfast beer.

 

[Benzine]

?

 

[Benzine]

 

[Benzine]

Does "Sports game beers (in-person)" mean playing, or watching?

Who the fuck are you watching at 10am? Children?

 

[Smacktard]

Who the fuck are you watching at 10am?

Presumably the people playing at 10am who are also drinking beers

#1 should be getting off 3rd shift beers

My favorite 10am beer is the one on Saturday to start a week off from work.

These are good ones