Second Anniversary Awards

[Mark]

Since y'all like badges and flair and stuff, I have an idea.

The premise is simple.

You post a category suggestion, people post submissions, we all vote on who gets the award.

Example Category:

Member Most Likely To Be Into Bread:

Submissions:

Quagmire
Ants!

I don't particularly care what the categories are, as long as they're relevant to anything that has happened here in the last two years. We could limit it to the last year, but, we didn't do one of these for our first anniversary, so I figured, why the hell not? There are no rules, and even if there were, I can rewrite them. That's how democracy works these days, right?

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Most likely to have a birthday.

I nominate all of us.

 

[Benzine]

All the classic stat ones - most posts, most reacted to, most threads, etc.

I'd like to see ugliest too.

 

[Crystal]

I like it

 

[Benzine]

I think you should force/strongly suggest everyone to submit a category, scrub the 5 worst and keep the rest.

 

[canadaguy]

Most likely to have a birthday.

I nominate all of us.

Hahaha suck it Feb 29 losers!

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

I think you should force/strongly suggest everyone to submit a category, scrub the 5 worst and keep the rest.

Purging the worst 5 members every year I see.

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

All the classic stat ones - most posts, most reacted to, most threads, etc.

I'd like to see ugliest too.

Most reacted to single post is a good one.

 

[Crystal]

Purging the worst 5 members every year I see.

Well shit, that's me out

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Well shit, that's me out

You're a judge not a contestant.

 

[canadaguy]

Purging the worst 5 members every year I see.

 

[Crystal]

You're a judge not a contestant.

But judges aren't safe under this administration

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

But judges aren't safe under this administration

We operate independently from the US.

 

[rktaker]

Well shit, that's me out

nah, not you. me on the other hand

 

[Fool's Requiem]

"Dumbest Argument Award"

 

[rktaker]

"Dumbest Argument Award"

ah so easy win for me then. well at least i win at something

 

[Crystal]

We operate independently from the US.

Stop poking holes in my story

nah, not you. me on the other hand

Nope, you're our Grumperator, we need you!

 

[dimmerwit]

Most reformed Admin
Ben
Mark

Best renovation
Alu's floor
dimmerwit's unplanned flood

Best Simpsons avatar
dimmerwit
Eye
BigDaddy

Favourite west-coast member
Kat

Worst Amercianism
aluminum
croissant
MM/DD/YY
not saying "on" before the day of the week

Most questionable forum meme
Quagmire's love of ducks and geese
Ants' love of bread

Favourite Australian thing
Meat pie
Pavlova
Benzine

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Crystal]

Most reformed Admin
Ben
Mark

wtf?! I literally killed GW and I don't get to be reformed? Pfft. Guess I just have to kill GWF, too.

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Worst Amercianism
alu

Hmmm...

 

[Mark]

wtf?! I literally killed GW and I don't get to be reformed? Pfft. Guess I just have to kill GWF, too.

I'm still trying to figure out how I've reformed when all I heard in my head while reading that category was David Byrne repeating "same as it ever was"...

 

[dimmerwit]

Going to be honest, you two have put more thought into that category than I did.

 

[Quagmire]

Worst Amercianism
MM/DD/YY.

I prefer it to dd/mm/YY helps with sorting files if named by date (yyyy/mm/DD) is the best (I want to see things around the 21st of a given month not all 21st of the year then 20ths or 22nds etc). It's a harmless thing because it's how we give dates, plenty of actual things to hate on us. Why pick a nothing burger?

not saying "on" before the day of the week

Explain this one to me

 

[Crystal]

I'm still trying to figure out how I've reformed when all I heard in my head while reading that category was David Byrne repeating "same as it ever was"...

You're just plain amazing, that's not reformed. I've gone from bad to worse.

Going to be honest, you two have put more thought into that category than I did.

I'm great at overthinking!

 

[Mark]

Going to be honest, you two have put more thought into that category than I did.

I never claimed to be the brains of the operation.

You're just plain amazing, that's not reformed. I've gone from bad to worse.

Bully.

 

[Crystal]

I never claimed to be the brains of the operation.

...but if you're not then who is?!

Bully.

 

[Mark]

...but if you're not then who is?!

Definitely Ben.

 

[Crystal]

Definitely Ben.

Makes sense

 

[MC74]

You're just plain amazing, that's not reformed. I've gone from bad to worse.

Not as bad as I have.