Zell Wolf awooooooooooooo

[Quagmire]

If all you motherfuckers try to kill me right off the bat I'm going to be very upset

But what if you're a wolf?

 

[Ants!]

I use red lady on benzine.

 

[A Baby Maker]

I drink both witch potions at once

 

[Quagmire]

I drink both witch potions at once

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I drink both witch potions at once

 

[Zell 17]

Ok fine

 

[Benzine]

tommy is in too. is there any one else otherwise i'm gonna roll roles while i have a good moment for it.

 

[Local Hero]

If Raine joined I might read a post or two

 

[shortkut]

tommy is in too. is there any one else otherwise i'm gonna roll roles while i have a good moment for it.

Are we still not tagging @Cole with regards to wolf games? I always forget

 

[Benzine]

@TD @Raine we have more than 16 if ya keen

 

[Raine]

I'll have to pass, but thank you and I hope y'all have fun!

11-hour shifts all week, wolves ain't got shit on the terror of deadlines.

 

[Crystal]

@Crystal obviously

u wot m8

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Crystal's the wolf. Vote'r out.

 

[shortkut]

@Crystal would you play if we promise to strongly consider voting you day 1?

 

[canadaguy]

Promise to strongly consider nothing

 

[Benzine]

yeah i'm strongly considering killing shortkut and fools requiem. i'm gonna have to give you multiple guns.

 

[shortkut]

yeah i'm strongly considering killing shortkut and fools requiem. i'm gonna have to give you multiple guns.

I’m rubber you’re a magnet. Whatever you shoot bounces off of me and sticks to you

 

[Benzine]

I’m rubber you’re a magnet. Whatever you shoot bounces off of me and sticks to you

yeah your role this game is rubber

 

[Crystal]

Crystal's the wolf. Vote'r out.

@Crystal would you play if we promise to strongly consider voting you day 1?

Nah, I'm good

 

[TD]

@TD @Raine we have more than 16 if ya keen

Appreciate the invite, good to see the game hit 16. I don't really have the time or energy right now, enjoy the game.

 

[Benzine]

alrighty i think i'm gonna start then, apologies to anyone else i may have forgotten

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I expect @Tommy Boy to post once in the first round and it will be something along the lines of forgetting to use his ability.

 

[Cole]

Are we still not tagging @Cole with regards to wolf games? I always forget

alright, you damn well know. HOWEVER.

let's rate it.

time since last ping: pretty decent, im not sure I remember the last time I was tagged. so... 7/10

creativity: pretending to not remember is an oldie but it is a goodie, however "I always forget" is so over used and cliche now that yoh lose points. 5.5/10

current players list competitive value: 0/10

person doing the tagging: shortkut is definitely up there in the people id allow it from, but not the top. (you know who you are ) 8.2/10

my high: 10/10 seriously, fucking blitzed.

I will make a consideration in the morning when sober.

 

[Benzine]

alright, you damn well know. HOWEVER.

let's rate it.

time since last ping: pretty decent, im not sure I remember the last time I was tagged. so... 7/10

creativity: pretending to not remember is an oldie but it is a goodie, however "I always forget" is so over used and cliche now that yoh lose points. 5.5/10

current players list competitive value: 0/10

person doing the tagging: shortkut is definitely up there in the people id allow it from, but not the top. (you know who you are ) 8.2/10

my high: 10/10 seriously, fucking blitzed.

I will make a consideration in the morning when sober.

nawww i've already rolled the roles. enjoy your evening.

 

[Cole]

nawww i've already rolled the roles. enjoy your evening.

oh holy fucking shit. I didnt even bother to check who was playing or hosting this I'm not gonna fucking lie. but. in the spirit of my one of my favorite TV producers and least favorite humans of all time joss whedon would do:

host: TO BE CONTINUED

 

[shortkut]

alright, you damn well know. HOWEVER.

let's rate it.

time since last ping: pretty decent, im not sure I remember the last time I was tagged. so... 7/10

creativity: pretending to not remember is an oldie but it is a goodie, however "I always forget" is so over used and cliche now that yoh lose points. 5.5/10

current players list competitive value: 0/10

person doing the tagging: shortkut is definitely up there in the people id allow it from, but not the top. (you know who you are ) 8.2/10

my high: 10/10 seriously, fucking blitzed.

I will make a consideration in the morning when sober.

I just wanted a Cole post in a non-serious thread. Thank you for delivering

 

[Quagmire]

u wot m8

What if we make a Penguin role?

 

[Ants!]

I just wanted a Cole post in a non-serious thread. Thank you for delivering

You don't even have to do an actual tag, just saying his name at all summons him like Betelgeuse!

 

[shortkut]

You don't even have to do an actual tag, just saying his name at all summons him like Betelgeuse!

But tagging is more fun

 

[Ants!]

But tagging is more fun

I disagree. It's more fun to say the name without tagging and make a private bet how long it takes him to feel the summons. Might be a few weeks, might be immediately.

 

[VashTheStampede]

But tagging is more fun

Butt tagging

 

[shortkut]

I disagree. It's more fun to say the name without tagging and make a private bet how long it takes him to feel the summons. Might be a few weeks, might be immediately.

 

[Ants!]

Delayed gratification is always better in the end. It's like edging.

 

[shortkut]

Delayed gratification is always better in the end. It's like edging.

 

[Ants!]

Why so confident he would come a second time?

 

[Crystal]

What if we make a Penguin role?

I am the penguin role

 

[canadaguy]

Mmmmm penguin rolls

 

[Ants!]

 

[Crystal]

Mmmmm penguin rolls

 

[canadaguy]

Man's gotta eat!

 

[Crystal]

Man's gotta eat!

Not my penguins!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

penguins smell really bad, y'all

 

[Crystal]

penguins smell really bad, y'all

Like flowers and happy

 

[Mark]

Y’all gonna need one of those dead forums?

 

[canadaguy]

penguins smell really bad, y'all

They smell kinda fishy and oceany.


We have penguins at our zoo, and they do a penguin walk where they have a route through the zoo they take them on for exercise and mental stimulation. Sometimes though when it is extremely cold, they cancel the penguin walk. It always makes me chuckle that it's too cold even for the penguins

 

[VashTheStampede]

penguins smell really bad, y'all

You forgot this:

 

[Christina]

So fun story from so many years ago. We have a wonderful aquarium in New Orleans with penguins that Vash and I visited. Hurricane Katrina happened. Sometime after that we went to visit family in California and went to the Monterey Aquarium were we got to see the same penguins because they had been temporarily relocated.

That is my penguin story.

 

[VashTheStampede]

So fun story from so many years ago. We have a wonderful aquarium in New Orleans with penguins that Vash and I visited. Hurricane Katrina happened. Sometime after that we went to visit family in California and went to the Monterey Aquarium were we got to see the same penguins because they had been temporarily relocated.

That is my penguin story.

Whoa coincidentally that is also my penguin story

 

[A Baby Maker]

One time I was interviewing an intern candidate at my old company. She had previous experience working as an intern at the Boston aquarium and specifically with the penguins. I was excited to ask about that.

When it came time to ask, all I said was "so...tell me about the penguins."

She got very excited and talked about their personalities and what it was like working with them, and then went beyond to say what she learned from doing it and how it could help with any job.

 

[Ants!]

I saw those penguins pre-Katrina as well!