Wolf - Choose your role edition

[Ants!]

The wolves should mute fellow wolves just to fuck with everyone

Wait do the wolves even know who each other are?

 

[Ants!]

I’m not muted! I’ll skim the earlier posts soon

Don't bother, I already killed you.

 

[Benzine]

I’m not muted! I’ll skim the earlier posts soon

no one is a seer and quagmire is the only confirmed good guy - he shot wolf jawneh who avenged corruptor zell. that's literally it.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

no one is a seer and quagmire is the only confirmed good guy - he shot wolf jawneh who avenged corruptor zell. that's literally it.

Zell is a confirmed good guy.

He just also happens to be deaders.

 

[shortkut]

Hi all! Just want to say how much I like Benzine.

That’s sus

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that’s also sus

Ants! waters shortkut

Oh baby! On a serious note, I hope you’re not actually a priest because I would hate for you to die so soon

Somebody should get that guy a towel.

Oh good

So apologies in advance but there's probably a lot of worthless posts coming from me on the way

Like more worthless than usual

Save your jokes

Intriguing

I know @shortkut is tired of being a wolf, but part of me thinks he might have chose a wolf role just because no one would expect him to so maybe we should lynch him just in case

I originally was going to choose beasthunter because I didn’t think anyone would choose it

Luckily, I had no work last night. Got a new intern though. Seems like the strong silent type. Smelled slightly musky with a hint of manure. We'll see how they do on the job.

Who wants to get revived this game?! I'm taking two names! We got a primary and a backup. The backup is there in case the primary ends up being sus (or commits war krimes like Quaqmire).

I’ll take a revive

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Page 1 complete

 

[shortkut]

no one is a seer and quagmire is the only confirmed good guy - he shot wolf jawneh who avenged corruptor zell. that's literally it.

This is a meta game. I actually want to read the posts, there might be something of import there

 

[Jon]

I’ll skim the earlier posts soon

 

[shortkut]

Don't bother, I already killed you.

 

[shortkut]

That’s sus

that’s also sus


Oh baby! On a serious note, I hope you’re not actually a priest because I would hate for you to die so soon

Oh good

Intriguing

I originally was going to choose beasthunter because I didn’t think anyone would choose it

I’ll take a revive

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Page 1 complete

Suck it @Jon

 

[Benzine]

regardless of his role shortkut is on benzines good guy list now

 

[shortkut]

Wait do the wolves even know who each other are?

It would be funny if they didn’t and each wolf thought they were the only one

 

[Jon]

Suck it @Jon

Please elaborate on what "it" I should suck, because then, and only then shall I decide if I will indeed suck "it"

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I got Corruptor confused with a townie role for some reason...

 

[Benzine]

Please elaborate on what "it" I should suck, because then, and only then shall I decide if I will indeed suck "it"

on your favourite flavour of block shaped ice

 

[Benzine]

I got Corruptor confused with a townie role for some reason...

seemed likely so i ignored you

 

[TD]

 

[shortkut]

Trying to decipher if the snowman thing is some kind of hint at a role claim. lol

I think he’s trying to see if he can avoid posting anything that is not an image

If there's no wolves, do the solo killers win as a team if they make up half the total players?

@shortkut thoughts?

regardless

Jawneh has died from a gunshot wound! Jawneh was the avenger wolf.

Oh snap, this page went from boring to exciting!

With Jawneh's final breath, he bites Zell. Zell 17 has died! Zell was the corruptor.

Double exciting

If only there were a post in this very thread which gave the winning conditions.

If only, but regardless, we persist

i just want to be like shortkut

i don’t care what anyone else says, you’re good people

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Page 2 done. Started off much slower than page one, but boy, what a plot twist near the end

 

[Ants!]

So strange to see shortkut reading.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

I got Corruptor confused with a townie role for some reason...

Well with how this town tends to care for its own that makes sense.

 

[shortkut]

So strange to see shortkut reading.

Don’t get used to it

 

[Jon]

Don’t get used to it

 

[Local Hero]

With that keen sense of smell you have?

 

[Jon]

With that keen sense of smell you have?

Nah, Kut's aroma is just that pungent.

 

[shortkut]

Poor Jawneh.

What about poor @Zell 17 ?

I feel sorry for Zell, who clearly planned for a tactical game and yet got taken out by a shitpost.

That’s what I was thinking!

I mean Quagmire

The guy that shot his gun is a gunner ok

I think TD is trying to say that he's an ice cold, cold-blooded killer

I think he’s trying to say he’s drunk… or an organ harvester

Omg I think I read everything. I remeber about half of it. Voting Dimmerwit because he's always a wolf.

VashTheStampede shoots Christina

ok lets see if im a Gunner as I move down the list

@Kat please tell me you didn't give my husband a gun to shoot me?!

Haha, wouldn’t be the first time

Dinner is ready. Come eat dinner already!

I would love it if you had to communicate through here to tell him to eat dinner

Vash takes a lovely photo of Christina.

I wasn't inclined to believe you, but then he started speaking French, so TD's gotta go

Yeah, but he’s been gone so long. Let him stick around another day or two

Christina bakes cookies.

voting alu for taunting us by reminding everyone that isn’t Vash that we cannot have any of the cookies Christina bakes

It is almost cookie season. I think this year I'll be doing snickerdoodles, chocolate chip and cowboy cookies.

I just remembered that inlé_rah’s favorite cookie was the snickerdoodle

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Page 3 done. Some drama, but most importantly, helped me decide whom I’m voting for

 

[Jon]

What about poor @Zell 17 ?

Sympathy loading... Please stand by...

 

[shortkut]

Oh… nope… allergic to nuts so…

That’s weird, I always thought you were nuts

I like them more now then I used to. They are way better when baked in something.

Best nut Macadamia

Worst nut Almonds

Not a nut Peanuts

Wrong, best nut is cashew

Ok next up:

VashTheStampede splashes Ants!

Geez guys, this isn't your personal erotica thread.

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@TD chose nevernude as his role!

@Tommy Boy slept late but he's joined the village now.

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Page 4 done. Underwhelming

 

[The Flame]

Yeah, but he’s been gone so long. Let him stick around another day or two

Honestly I assumed he had already been back and playing other games for a while because I kept seeing him in other threads around the site. I never look at the mafia games unless I'm in them anymore.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

voting alu for taunting us by reminding everyone that isn’t Vash that we cannot have any of the cookies Christina bakes

Sure vote the guy who has celiac for talking about cookies you can't eat.

 

[shortkut]

Sure vote the guy who has celiac for talking about cookies you can't eat.

You just want us all to feel your pain

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Because I can't eat cookies.

 

[Smacktard]

I think he’s trying to see if he can avoid posting anything that is not an image

regardless


Oh snap, this page went from boring to exciting!

Double exciting

If only, but regardless, we persist

i don’t care what anyone else says, you’re good people

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Page 2 done. Started off much slower than page one, but boy, what a plot twist near the end

What about poor @Zell 17 ?

That’s what I was thinking!

I think he’s trying to say he’s drunk… or an organ harvester

Haha, wouldn’t be the first time

I would love it if you had to communicate through here to tell him to eat dinner

Yeah, but he’s been gone so long. Let him stick around another day or two


voting alu for taunting us by reminding everyone that isn’t Vash that we cannot have any of the cookies Christina bakes



I just remembered that inlé_rah’s favorite cookie was the snickerdoodle

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Page 3 done. Some drama, but most importantly, helped me decide whom I’m voting for

That’s weird, I always thought you were nuts

Wrong, best nut is cashew

@TD chose nevernude as his role!

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Page 4 done. Underwhelming

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[Fool's Requiem]

sup, Kelly. You and Benzine are stuck with me all night. We can talk about all sorts of dumb shit if you want.

 

[Christina]

Because I can't eat cookies.

Do oatballs for Alu and call them cookies. I don't like almond enough to do almond cookies.

 

[Tommy Boy]

sup, Kelly. You and Benzine are stuck with me all night. We can talk about all sorts of dumb shit if you want.

Haha @Benzine

 

[shortkut]

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[Smacktard]

Haha @Benzine

Mute this guy already, @Benzine

sup, Kelly. You and Benzine are stuck with me all night. We can talk about all sorts of dumb shit if you want.

No wait, on second thought, mute me.

 

[shortkut]

I realized I never looked at who voted for whom… interesting that local is still voting for the only known townie… wolf or headhunter?

 

[Local Hero]

Mute this guy already, @Benzine

No wait, on second thought, mute me.

 

[Local Hero]

I realized I never looked at who voted for whom… interesting that local is still voting for the only known townie… wolf or headhunter?

 

[Local Hero]

Fixed it

 

[Smacktard]

ok I'll stop being curmudgeonly. I just think all of you are solo killers. Every single one. I'll vote for anyone I don't give a fuk

 

[Christina]

ok I'll stop being curmudgeonly. I just think all of you are solo killers. Every single one. I'll vote for anyone I don't give a fuk

I assumed everyone was fools.

 

[Smacktard]

I assumed everyone was fools.

I kinda forgot we could pick that role and I was filled with regret when I remembered we could

 

[shortkut]

I assumed everyone was fools.

Everyone except Zell and quagmire

 

[Kat]

I kinda forgot we could pick that role and I was filled with regret when I remembered we could

If anybody wants to change their role, PM me.

 

[Christina]

Everyone except Zell and quagmire

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Mute this guy already, @Benzine

No wait, on second thought, mute me.

 

[Smacktard]

If anybody wants to change their role, PM me.

ok I'll do that now

Btw I found this picture, idk what it means though haha:

it sure is foolish isn't it

also there's at least 1 other serial killer

 

[shortkut]

If anybody wants to change their role, PM me.

Hope everyone switches to librarians and everyone gets muted

 

[Benzine]

Please don’t jail me @Fool's Requiem i need to mute Tommy boy