Zell Wolf Not Zell Wolf 1

[Local Hero]

Did someone get shot?

 

[Local Hero]

Oh Jon is actually dead lol.

I was what Benzine said a while ago and thought it was a joke.

Voting shortkut because I like bandwagons

 

[VashTheStampede]

skip

 

[Christina]

Why wolves kill you tonight and not just ask the town to kill you?

 

[VashTheStampede]

Why wolves kill you tonight and not just ask the town to kill you?

 

[Christina]

Noted....

 

[Benzine]

Oh Jon is actually dead lol.

I was what Benzine said a while ago and thought it was a joke.

Voting shortkut because I like bandwagons

I love to kid but I will try my best not to when I'm doing posts like that

 

[Quagmire]

Why wolves kill you tonight and not just ask the town to kill you?

 

[Ants!]

My real gimmick is I will state my role if asked 3 times. The town has no reason to want me dead

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We aint going to beg you. Better roleclaim soon, clock is ticking. SKIP

 

[Local Hero]

Skip

 

[Jawneh]

Sure. We can skip.

 

[Jawneh]

From this post onward, I won't post unless quoted or @'d.

 

[dimmerwit]

My real gimmick is I will state my role if asked 3 times. The town has no reason to want me dead

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State your role please.

State your role please.

State your role please.

 

[VashTheStampede]

State your role please.

State your role please.

State your role please.

you did not ask

you politely demanded

 

[dimmerwit]

State your role please?

State your role please?

State your role please?

I'm too lazy to change more than three characters.

 

[Quagmire]

Skip

 

[Ants!]

People on my suspect list:

Alu
Ants!
Benzine (I trust this one the least)
Christina
Catholic priest
canadaguy (his death could be an elaborate hoax)
dimmerwit
Fool's Requiem
Guy who doesn't drink
Jawneh
Jon
Kat
Local Hero
Quagmire
shortkut
Smacktard
Suspicious hobo
Tommy Boy
VashTheStampede
Will Feral
Zell 17

 

[VashTheStampede]

shortkut, I would be ever so tickled if you were to illuminate us as to the role you were assigned at the onset of this game. Do you think you could humor me and provide this information? Is that something you could do?

HUH?

 

[Ants!]

State your role please?

State your role please?

State your role please?

I'm too lazy to change more than three characters.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO BEG

 

[Ants!]

shortkut, I would be ever so tickled if you were to illuminate us as to the role you were assigned at the onset of this game. Do you think you could humor me and provide this information? Is that something you could do?

HUH?

He did infer he has a night protection role tbf

 

[VashTheStampede]

He did infer he has a night protection role tbf

no, you inferred

 

[Ants!]

And to think, I was considering protecting you. Fuck that

I what now?

 

[Ants!]

Nvm, I got it now...

 

[Ants!]

IMPLY

GODDAMMIT SMUG VASH

 

[VashTheStampede]

ok i am reinvigorated

i have a new goal

kill the lovers

by any means necessary

 

[Christina]

ok i am reinvigorated

i have a new goal

kill the lovers

by any means necessary

It's really not the lovers fault. It's that no good cupid's fault and he's already dead!

 

[VashTheStampede]

It's really not the lovers fault. It's that no good cupid's fault and he's already dead!

oh ok thats cool and totally not suspect at all

 

[Benzine]

Benzine, the local narrator, magically erected a cupid statue in honour of candaguy upon the very moment of learning of his murder. Benzine loves love.

The statute has since had it's arrow affixed to it's bottom, and had it's head replaced with Jon's decapitated wolf head by the town.

 

[Ants!]

@Smacktard might want to change your vote.

@Fool's Requiem get out of bed you're late for school.

 

[Benzine]

timezones for kelly, @Ants!

his timezone definitely is made up though, i'm with you on that one

 

[Ants!]

ok i am reinvigorated

i have a new goal

kill the lovers

by any means necessary

Two lovers,
forbidden from one another,
A war, divides their people...
And a mountain divides them apart
Build a path to be together

...Yeah, and I forget the next couple of lines.

 

[Christina]

Two lovers,
forbidden from one another,
A war, divides their people...
And a mountain divides them apart
Build a path to be together

...Yeah, and I forget the next couple of lines.

So by this poem. The couple would be a wolf and a townie. But the only way you would know this is if you are one of the coupled people. We know you are a townie, so what wolf is your lover? I'm assuming the Jon wolf was given up because it obviously had a wolf strand of toxoplasmosis and had to be put down.

 

[Ants!]

Also they were helped by badgermoles.

 

[Benzine]

i have missed you ants

 

[Ants!]

Sorry everybody, I'm making up for all of my posts that have been missing from past Wolf games.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Badgermole Toxoplasmosis

 

[Benzine]

Badgermole Toxoplasmosis

heard that in keys voice perfectly

 

[Benzine]

Skips: Quagmire, Jawneh, Vash, Ants, Local

 

[Kat]

Geez, I thought I was bloodthirsty.

I guess I'll skip too. How many votes to lynch, @Benzine ?

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Geez, I thought I was bloodthirsty.

I guess I'll skip too. How many votes to lynch, @Benzine ?

15 votes to lynch Benzine

 

[dimmerwit]

Should be 6 votes to lynch.

 

[Ants!]

Can I get some night protection guys I don't think the wolves are too happy with me right now.

(Sorry shortkut I didn't expect our gimmick would turn into a bandwagon)

((Unless you're a lying wolf, then I'm not sorry you liar))

 

[Benzine]

Geez, I thought I was bloodthirsty.

I guess I'll skip too. How many votes to lynch, @Benzine ?

7

 

[Benzine]

Skips: Quagmire, Jawneh, Vash, Ants, Local, Kat

 

[Quagmire]

15 votes to lynch Benzine

Count me in

 

[Quagmire]

Can I get some night protection guys

I prefer durex vs Trojan or any other brand

 

[Ants!]

I prefer durex vs Trojan or any other brand

I actually got the snip

 

[Ants!]

But apparently I'm not shooting blanks in this game.

 

[shortkut]

Oh shit in being bandwagoned. I didn’t even see the vote count

 

[Ants!]

Oh shit in being bandwagoned. I didn’t even see the vote count

If not for the cupid I would have thought you were the fool because you weren't trying too hard to not get lynched.