Zell Wolf Zell 19 Wolf

[shortkut]

Do you really want someone to kill you this day phase?

Only one way to find out

 

[Local Hero]

Only one way to find out

Local shoots this fuckin guy

 

[VashTheStampede]

I'll give you spoilers!

Man I've already had like 95% of the new Deadpool spoiled for me

 

[shortkut]

Local shoots this fuckin guy

 

[VashTheStampede]

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Aw man, at first I thought this was a T9 code but we didn't use 1 back then.

 

[Zell 17]

Local shoots this fuckin guy

Local Hero shoots shortkut. Local Hero is the Gunner!

shortkut has died. shortkut was the Sheriff.

 

[Acolyte Players]

Local Hero shoots shortkut. Local Hero is the Gunner!

shortkut has died. shortkut was the Sheriff.

oh shit it was real lol

 

[Local Hero]

 

[Acolyte Players]

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1 1 1 3 1 1 4 1 5 6
A A A C A A D A E F
nope.

11 1 3 11 4 1 5 6
K A C K D A E F
nope

1 11 3 1 14 15 6
A K C A N O F
...can of. Hm.

1 1 1 3 1 14 15 6
AAA CAN OF

Can of triple A batteries? I mean I guess that's not a floor of razor blades

 

[Local Hero]

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3 ones. 3.
2 ones. 3+1
1 one. 4+1
0 ones. 5+1

 

[Acolyte Players]

Hey guys I've got some knowledge for you:

Local is a townie.

 

[Local Hero]

 

[Acolyte Players]

Also now Quagmire can pretend to be the sheriff in the dead thread tomorrow.

 

[canadaguy]

Aw man, at first I thought this was a T9 code but we didn't use 1 back then.

My 1 looks to be voicemail!

 

[canadaguy]

But Local did not shoot the deputy!

 

[Jon]

Local Hero shoots shortkut. Local Hero is the Gunner!

shortkut has died. shortkut was the Sheriff.

You can actually say "I shot the sheriff."

But you also killed a townie.

Good job.

 

[Jon]

Also, 3/4 wolves from last game are townies this game. Lol

 

[canadaguy]

Also, 3/4 wolves from last game are townies this game. Lol

Jon confirms dimmerwit is town!

 

[VashTheStampede]

I know the Bob Marley version is better but my brain always goes to the Clapton

 

[Jon]

Jon confirms dimmerwit is town!

If I were the librarian, I'd silence you.

Or would I silence Vash? Or FR? For their double librarian mute of me?

I have a lot of options if I were the librarian.

 

[canadaguy]

I tried those numbers in the Online Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences and got nothing!

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[canadaguy]

If I were the librarian, I'd silence you.

Or would I silence Vash? Or FR? For their double librarian mute of me?

I have a lot of options if I were the librarian.

I am a librarian's worst nightmare!

 

[Jon]

Jawneh hasn't posted but has looked at this thread. The librarian is an asshole.

 

[VashTheStampede]

I tried those numbers in the Online Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences and got nothing!

 

[Jon]

I am a librarian's worst nightmare!

 

[canadaguy]

Yeah thats exactly how I felt too!

 

[canadaguy]

LITERALLY!

 

[VashTheStampede]

LITERALLY!

See cause he's loud

 

[Acolyte Players]

Jawneh hasn't posted but has looked at this thread. The librarian is an asshole.

I mean it's all fun and games to say you hate a librarian until it turns out to be the corrupter.

 

[VashTheStampede]

I humbly request we don't lynch me today so I can wait and see what I'm pretending my role is tomorrow when Jawneh hopefully posts.

 

[canadaguy]

See cause he's loud

 

[VashTheStampede]

Them's librarian words if I ever heard em

 

[Smacktard]

Kill me! With the conjuror dead, @Zell 17 will spill all the secrets.

Also I can probably be of most use if I’m attacked so it could bolster my attempts for back-to-back MVPs

Local Hero shoots shortkut. Local Hero is the Gunner!

shortkut has died. shortkut was the Sheriff.

what uhhhh what exactly was the fuckin play here

 

[VashTheStampede]

what uhhhh what exactly was the fuckin play here

ACAB

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I'm going to keep my vote on Alu in memory of our fallen Sherrif.

 

[Zell 17]

Local was very unhappy with shortkut winning MVP

 

[Kat]

This game has started out very silly.

 

[Acolyte Players]

Local was very unhappy with shortkut winning MVP

I mean fair. He was only involved in one of my deaths last game after all.

 

[Local Hero]

what uhhhh what exactly was the fuckin play here

 

[Local Hero]

Local was very unhappy with shortkut winning MVP

And I even voted for him!

 

[GwJumpman]

wtf just happened lmao

 

[Fool's Requiem]

wtf just happened lmao

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Acolyte Players]

This game has started out very silly.

Is that different than most games?

 

[VashTheStampede]

I think this one has been especially good though

 

[dimmerwit]

At least it was just the Sheriff. I was Sheriff the game before last and was totally worthless.

(the role isn't that great either).

 

[Tommy Boy]

Man, my whole speech was going to be "If Local isn't a wolf, then shortkut must not be a wolf either because that's how it works". And coincidentally, the game I remember shortkut most notably not being evil in was when he was the sheriff lmao.

 

[dimmerwit]

"Local Hero vs. Shortkut"

(Verse 1) Local Hero, the gunner on the block, Quick draw, slick talk, never miss a shot, Sheriff Shortkut, badge gleaming in the sun, Tried to tame the wild west, but he was outdone.

Local Hero, street-smart and gritty, His aim deadly precise, no room for pity, Shortkut patrolled with a swagger so bold, But crossed paths with Hero, fate took its hold.

(Chorus) Gunsmoke rising, showdown at high noon, Two legends collide, destiny's tune, Local Hero's finger twitched, gunmetal gleamed, Shortkut fell silent, life's final dream.

(Verse 2) Hero's eyes widened, regret etched in his stare, He never meant to end Shortkut's affair, A stray bullet, a twist of fate's cruel hand, Now Shortkut's legend rests in desert sand.

Sheriff's hat tipped, blood staining the ground, Local Hero's heart heavy, guilt profound, He holstered his weapon, shadows cast long, Two lives entwined, right and wrong.

(Chorus) Gunsmoke rising, showdown at high noon, Two legends collide, destiny's tune, Local Hero's finger twitched, gunmetal gleamed, Shortkut fell silent, life's final dream.

(Bridge) Whispers echoed through tumbleweed streets, Hero's name cursed, tales of defeat, He wandered alone, haunted by that day, A gunner turned grave-digger, sins to pay.

(Verse 3) Local Hero, burdened by remorse, A legend tarnished, a twisted course, Shortkut's ghost lingered, justice unsung, In the heart of the west, where shadows hung.

(Chorus) Gunsmoke rising, showdown at high noon, Two legends collide, destiny's tune, Local Hero's finger twitched, gunmetal gleamed, Shortkut fell silent, life's final dream.

Fade out as the sun sets on their stories.