Modification Magic 8-Ball

[Ben]

I honestly went back and checked I hadn't fucked up the listing somehow, but I swear it's there.

You don't think I'd lie, right?

 

[Acolyte Players]

I honestly went back and checked I hadn't fucked up the listing somehow, but I swear it's there.

You don't think I'd lie, right?

Maybe?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Well that's pretty crazy.

you tempted fate and it bit you in the butt

 

[Ben]

Does Alu suck?

 

[Nae'blis]

Does Alu suck NOW?

 

[shortkut]

Does Alu always suck?

 

[Ben]

Has Alu... never sucked?

 

[Nae'blis]

Has Alu never ever sucked?

 

[Nae'blis]

Has Alu never ever sucked?

 

[Ben]

Is @Nae'blis drunk to the Max?

 

[Nae'blis]

Is @Nae'blis drunk to the Max?

 

[Nae'blis]

Have I sobered up yet?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Have I sobered up yet?

if you need to ask, I recommend not driving.

 

[Ben]

if you need to ask, I recommend not driving.

He's Swedish. They only drive moose over there. They can only go so fast, unless they're trying to bite your sister.

 

[Acolyte Players]

 

[Nae'blis]

He's Swedish. They only drive moose over there. They can only go so fast, unless they're trying to bite your sister.

Spittin' facts. Moose bites can be quite nasty, you know.

 

[shortkut]

Can I function at work today?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

nice, dude. happy monday!

 

[Ben]

Is this meeting I'm stuck in with a big Ota going well?

 

[Quagmire]

Am I my own worst enemy?

Edit: Finally some good news! Though I guess it doesnt rule out me still be my own enemy, just not worst....damn should have phrased it differently!

 

[Nae'blis]

Is @Quagmire an enemy to himself?

Edit: Sorry, dude.

 

[Quagmire]

Is @Quagmire an enemy to himself?

 

[Crystal]

Will a GWF member win the lottery this year?

 

[MC74]

Will a GWF member win the lottery this year?

Will it be me?

 

[Crystal]

Will it be me?

...so, ole' buddy, ole' pal. What'cha gonna' do with those winnings? Hmm.....

 

[MC74]

...so, ole' buddy, ole' pal. What'cha gonna' do with those winnings? Hmm.....

I'd treat you to something nice for one.

 

[Crystal]

I'd treat you to something nice for one.

 

[MC74]

I'd get you your very own Jordie Benn jersey.

 

[MC74]

But seriously though, I'd do something nice for you. It's the least I can do for someone who means so much as you do.

 

[Acolyte Players]

Ball. Is magic?

 

[Acolyte Players]

Right. Ball is ball.

 

[MC74]

Ball don't lie?

 

[Jon]

Will the Patirots fuck up my dynasty draft and take Marvin Harrison Jr. in April?

 

[Jon]

Fuck...

 

[MC74]

Will the Toronto Maple Leafs make it out of the first round this year?

 

[Jon]

Will the Toronto Maple Leafs make it out of the first round this year?

Lies. The Bruins need to break their hearts.

Again.

 

[MC74]

Lies. The Bruins need to break their hearts.

Again.

Haven't the Leafs endured enough mental anguish already?

 

[Jon]

Haven't the Leafs endured enough mental anguish already?

Nope. They need to suffer as much as the Canadiens first.

 

[MC74]

Nope. They need to suffer as much as the Canadiens first.

Hey, at least you've had your moment in the sun. It's time for us to get what's ours after years on end of pain & suffering.

 

[shortkut]

Do the Red Sox suck?

 

[Jon]

Hey, at least you've had your moment in the sun. It's time for us to get what's ours after years on end of pain & suffering.

Nah, you had your chance but then signed John Taveras.

And yes, Kut, the Red Sox suck. Don't need an 8-Ball for that.

 

[rktaker]

well I be disappointed in the Mets this year?

 

[Quagmire]

Will the Toronto Maple Leafs make it out of the first round this year?

We know this magic 8 ball is broken now

 

[Acolyte Players]

Do the Red Sox suck?

The red Sox are bad, but the Yankees suck.

 

[shortkut]

The red Sox are bad, but the Yankees suck.

You didn’t ask a question

 

[Jon]

You didn’t ask a question

It still agreed with his sentiment. So do I.

 

[shortkut]

Jon stupid

 

[Jon]

Jon stupid

Without a doubt.

 

[Ben]

Mondays, am I right?

 

[shortkut]

Mondays, am I right?

What about second Mondays?