FAQ Why you lazy admins?

[A Slightly New Used Server]

My last name change was almost 2 weeks ago, on August 29th.


Also for some reason the poll wanted me to include "Baseball" as an option.

 

[Zell 17]

You know Cole won’t be offended if you just tag him directly

 

[shortkut]

Change his name to August 30th

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

Change his name to August 30th

More like A Fortnight

 

[Zell 17]

Always wolf

 

[Jawneh]

An Aussie would be topical starting tomorrow.

 

[Crystal]

Because we found the suckiest possible thing and named you it. Ever tried altoona pizza? eww!

 

[Benzine]

I like it best when your name is Alu

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

Because we found the suckiest possible thing and named you it. Ever tried altoona pizza? eww!

I have celiac disease and am unable to try the monstrosity.

 

[Crystal]

I have celiac disease and am unable to try the monstrosity.

See? It's so sucky it made sure you could never have it!

 

[Crystal]

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

I like it best when your name is Alu

I think @Mark banned that as an acceptable username.

 

[Crystal]

I think @Mark banned that as an acceptable username.

Could Nixon-ize it!

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

That's appropriate.

 

[Tubby23]

A-ussie
L-eather
U-nderwear

 

[Mark]

I like it best when your name is Alu

…and this is why you don’t get to press the buttons to change his name.

I think @Mark banned that as an acceptable username.

I just made it so no one could register with the name, it’s not banned per se. It’s an insurance policy so we can freely change your name without some jackass registering under your original name forcing us to be power abusing jackasses and take it back.

 

[Mark]

A-ussie
L-eather
U-nderwear

I love it.

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

I love it.

Yeah tubby continues to do come up with great moves

 

[Tubby23]

Yeah tubby continues to do come up with great moves

Imagine wearing those in summer in Perth

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

Like this?

 

[Mark]

Yeah tubby continues to do come up with great moves

It’s thematic, dude. It fits in with the upcoming game. Hopefully you’re a koala in a leather banana hammock and not a croc being turned into a leather banana hammock.

 

[Tubby23]

I have a vivid imagination

 

[Mark]

I have a vivid imagination

Never change. You’ve proven to be an excellent source of a name.

 

[shortkut]

That’s awful

 

[Mark]

That’s awful

It sucks. Guess that’s why it was picked as his name.

 

[Crystal]

Precisely!

 

[shortkut]

I knew people from Pennsyltucky were brain damaged and backwards, but this is worse than I expected

 

[Crystal]

I knew people from Pennsyltucky were brain damaged and backwards, but this is worse than I expected

Yep, it's a true disgrace.

 

[Mark]

I knew people from Pennsyltucky were brain damaged and backwards, but this is worse than I expected

Whatever you do… pack a lunch if you’ve gotta pass through. You’re gonna wish you were in Hills Have Eyes territory instead of there and hungry.

 

[shortkut]

Whatever you do… pack a lunch if you’ve gotta pass through. You’re gonna wish you were in Hills Have Eyes territory instead of there and hungry.

I’ve driven through many times and only stopped once

 

[Mark]

I’ve driven through many times and only stopped once

I bet it took years for your stomach to forgive you. I hear even 7-11 hotdogs are made out of roadkill.

 

[shortkut]

I bet it took years for your stomach to forgive you. I hear even 7-11 hotdogs are made out of roadkill.

I think we got subway or McDonald’s or something. We didn’t like the looks of the restaurants

Some areas make you think you’re in the Deep South

 

[Mark]

I think we got subway or McDonald’s or something. We didn’t like the looks of the restaurants

Some areas make you think you’re in the Deep South

The only place I’ve ever been to that was sketchier to find a bite to eat was probably this town I went through on the way to Parkersburg, WV. Went through McDonald’s for drinks… I could smell mildew from the drink lines as soon as I punctured the lid with the straw.

 

[Webster]

Because we found the suckiest possible thing and named you it. Ever tried altoona pizza? eww!

No, the suckiest thing around is Serafin. Period, end of story.

 

[Crystal]

No, the suckiest thing around is Serafin. Period, end of story.

This is true.

 

[Tubby23]

Nah you're new to these parts so you get a pass but Alu is the suckiest thing that has ever sucked

 

[Crystal]

Nah you're new to these parts so you get a pass but Alu is the suckiest thing that has ever sucked

It does say so on his profile.

 

[Webster]

Nah you're new to these parts so you get a pass but Alu is the suckiest thing that has ever sucked

Crystal can tell you about Serafin and you'll understand how that piece of cousin-f****** human effluent made the suckiest list.

 

[Crystal]

Crystal can tell you about Serafin and you'll understand how that piece of cousin-f****** human effluent made the suckiest list.

I'd say he's more shittiest than suckiest

 

[Webster]

Like this?

 

[Webster]

I'd say he's more shittiest than suckiest

Okay, so he's on the cousin-f****** shittiest list then.

 

[Crystal]

Okay, so he's on the cousin-f****** shittiest list then.

100%!

 

[Raine]

I am fucking outraged. This is outrageous, and I cannot stand for it. LOOK. AT. THIS. SHIT.



no it's not the length it's that if you changed "house" to "abode" every line would start with A!!

 

[Mark]

I am fucking outraged. This is outrageous, and I cannot stand for it. LOOK. AT. THIS. SHIT.

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no it's not the length it's that if you changed "house" to "abode" every line would start with A!!

For fucks sake, leave it to the linguistics ambassador and walking fucking thesaurus to find something to complain about. I WAS BARELY FUNCTIONING. THE COFFEE WAS JUST POURED.

 

[Mark]

I am fucking outraged. This is outrageous, and I cannot stand for it. LOOK. AT. THIS. SHIT.

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no it's not the length it's that if you changed "house" to "abode" every line would start with A!!

Also… fixed.

 

[Raine]

For fucks sake, leave it to the linguistics ambassador and walking fucking thesaurus to find something to complain about. I WAS BARELY FUNCTIONING. THE COFFEE WAS JUST POURED.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T A WENDY'S?!

Also… fixed.

Okay everything is right with the world again. Carry on.


Edit: Ohh, I like the caps. Nice touch. But now I've noticed something else and there's no way to fix it!