What beats rock

[Cole]

have you guys seen this site or played around with it?

whatbeatsrock.com

here's an example but only AFTER you've tried it.

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yes I typod. yes drugs were involved

 

[Crystal]

That's a fun one, lol

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[Smacktard]

Good find, this is super fun

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[Benzine]

I've been playing with some pals, it's great fun. I get a bit bored though, can't commit to going for hundreds of 'em.

 

[shortkut]

It’s fun but I disagree on the one I lost at

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windmill should beat wind because it uses the wind to essentially make itself better

 

[dimmerwit]

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Pretty sure an external bomb would blow up a faraday cage.

 

[Nae'blis]

Fun game! I got an "award" for being the first to beat Things with Dragon, lol.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

So, I started with Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper, then the fires of Mt Doom in Mordor beats scissors, then the Ice Age beats the fires of Mt Doom, then Armaggedon beats the Ice Age. I don't know where to go from here.

 

[dimmerwit]

I tried heat death and it worked, but I think that'll box you into a bit of a corner.

 

[dimmerwit]

Nope, reincarnation was accepted. The rabbit hole deepens!

So I've gone armageddon -> heat death -> reincarnation -> logic.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I went with the stoppage of time. It worked.

Wonder where to go from here.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Hey guys, what defeats God?



I'm thinking something along the lines of science that disproves the existence of god.

 

[dimmerwit]

The flying spaghetti monster of course!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

The flying spaghetti monster of course!

fuck it

 

[Crystal]

Goku? ...Vegeta after a god slaps his Bulma?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

apparently, the spaghetti monster beating god is not an uncommon choice. My streak of "you're the first person to use this" ends.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

aw, I lost. I went with Fat Bastard (from the Austin Powers movies) beating the spaghetti monster, but I guess the AI didn't anticipate him eating the monster like I expected.

I guess if it was a baby, then Fat Bastard would win.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a deity, and deities don't get intimidated by insults, no matter how creative.

 

[Jawneh]

I like that the game is self-aware.

 

[Smacktard]

really thought I was going somewhere with this one

 

[Fool's Requiem]

lol

 

[dimmerwit]

Hmm...

 

[shortkut]

lol

 

[shortkut]

I could have gone on forever in a loop but I flew too close to the sun

 

[shortkut]

One more set for @VashTheStampede

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Game is broken.



Kong won in 1962.

 

[Cole]

@The Eye in the Sky! @BigDaddy



@VashTheStampede



@BigDaddy @shortkut

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Can a bus take down jack bauer? When I can't think of anything cool I just relegate them getting hit by a car or something.

 

[shortkut]

@Cole @BigDaddy

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Cole is just a guy is disrespect

 

[shortkut]

@The Eye in the Sky!

 

[dimmerwit]

 

[Cole]

this should answer all future problems relating to names on this forum

 

[shortkut]

this should answer all future problems relating to names on this forum

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[Crystal]

Wow. I feel so judged, random internet game.

 

[shortkut]

I was the 1 other person, but I forgot tot ale a screenshot

 

[Crystal]

 

[Cole]

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I had an older sister that was gay, and a drug dealer, and she overdosed. that game is WRONG!

 

[Gloom-is-good]

I mean.. I disagree but aiight

 

[Fool's Requiem]

h-how the fuck does that work?

 

[shortkut]

 

[Cole]

@VashTheStampede I want to never hear it AGAIN.

the internet has spoken.

 

[Cole]

@VashTheStampede I want to never hear it AGAIN.

the internet has spoken.

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I continued this chain.

 

[VashTheStampede]

@VashTheStampede I want to never hear it AGAIN.

the internet has spoken.

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Oh thats wild that the site doesn't consider 616 Canon

Weird oversight

 

[Jawneh]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Why am I not the first person to progress through the stages of grief but I AM the first to have relief beat acceptance?



Edit:
My progression:

 

[Fool's Requiem]

fucking bullshit

 

[Crystal]

Ok this game is rigged. Boobs beat everything. Period.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Ok this game is rigged. Boobs beat everything. Period.

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AI is suggesting that boobs don't satisfy hunger.

I humbly disagree:

Boobs satisfy the hunger to two versions of human beings: Babies and Cannibals.

 

[Jawneh]

fucking bullshit

I'm with you on that.

I'd love to see a jedi try to deflect a photon torpedo. Not to mention any of the more exotic variations.

 

[Cole]

this was a fun path that started with spiting Vash. I'm sorry, I love you.

them it went all over, and again, for @VashTheStampede this seem right to you?!