Top 10 Fruits

[VashTheStampede]

By popular demand...

...I think shortkut is popular.

I am omitting tomato from the list for being controversial, just know that I hold the mighty tomato in the highest esteem.

I am not going to go super detailed, instead lumping similar fruits together. Otherwise I'd have to consider all different types of grapes, including the superior muscadine.

1. Raspberry
2. Pineapple (RIP @TD )
3. Strawberry
4. Orange
5. Peach
6. Banana
7. Grape
8. Mango
9. Cherry
10. Kiwi

 

[Banana]

omg theres a subforum for ranking things???

my list:

1. banana
2. strawberry
3. blueberry (you havent lived if youve never put a ripe blueberry into a ripe raspberry and ate it)
4. raspberry
5. apple
6. pear
7. plum
8. mango
9. pineapple
10. avocado (from mexicooooo)

it was actually hard to narrow this down to 10 and i feel gross just putting "apple" and not elaborating on the types but that could be a whole different list.

 

[shortkut]

1. mango
2. Raspberry
3. Strawberry
4. Banana
5. Apple
6. Orange
7. Blueberry
8. Bing cherry
9. Watermelon
10. grapes

Honorable mention: cantaloupe and honeydew

 

[shortkut]

apple" and not elaborating on the types but that could be a whole different list.

Thread 'Apples'
https://gwforums.com/threads/apples.981/

 

[VashTheStampede]

I do not like melons of the fruit variety

 

[Lunar Kreskents]

Banana actually ranks the highest for most practical and easiest to consume IMO, but I'm going to rank by best flavor.

1. Raspberry
2. Strawberry
3. Watermelon
4. Plum
5. Orange
6. Pineapple
7. Banana
8. Cherry
9. Kiwi
10. Lemon (fun fact, my Greek family owned a lemon orchard and when I was there I would eat them off the tree. People thought I was crazy, but they were delicious and there's something wrong with me.)

blueberry (you havent lived if youve never put a ripe blueberry into a ripe raspberry and ate it)

 

[The Flame]

1. Watermelon
2. Mango
3. Cherry
4. Blackberry
5. Pineapple
6. Blueberry
7. Raspberry
8. Peach
9. Strawberry
10. Banana

It turns out you can randomly develop allergies to things at any time, and now I can't eat bananas plain without my throat getting all itchy. Almost swapped them out for non-green grapes because of that, but they were always one of my favorites, especially in desserts. I prefer banana-flavored things much more, though.

 

[Banana]

trust me!! you NEED to try it.

 

[dimmerwit]

I ranked them based on eating them as a fruit. I like orange flavour, but I don't like eating an orange as much.

1. Apple
2. Cherry
3. Rambutan (+ general lychee/longan)
4. Strawberry
5. Banana
6. (Honeydew) Melon
7. Blueberry
8. Custard/sugar Apple
9. Mango
10. Grape

Honourable mentions: coconut, watermelon, dragonfruit, pomelo/grapefruit, orange, soursop, pear, mangosteen

 

[Ben]

Banana actually ranks the highest for most practical and easiest to consume IMO, but I'm going to rank by best flavor.

1. Grapes (Green over Purple/Red.)
2. Clementines (As opposed to regular oranges.)
3. Cucumbers (Fuck you, it's a fruit.)
4. Peaches (90% of the time the sliced/canned kind.)
5. Strawberries (No qualifier, they're just good.)
6. Bananas (My potassium deficient ass should be ranking this higher.)
7. Apples (Not as much a fan of green apples as red varieties.)
8. Mangoes (For the 5 minutes they're ripe.)
9. Kiwis (Things you can hollow out with a spoon are fun.)
10. Watermelons (I honestly just started to forget what other fruits there are. I encounter watermelon like once every 2 years...)

It dawns on me that for the most part, I lean fruits as a source of hydration...

 

[Gloom-is-good]

blueberry (you havent lived if youve never put a ripe blueberry into a ripe raspberry and ate it)

Now I'm gonna have to try this

1 Star apple
2 durian
3 Longan
4 avocado
5 dragon fruit
6 Coconut
7 papaya
8 Mango
9 Jumbo blueberries
10 pineapple cotton candy grapes

Edit: replaced spot #10 because pineapples do that thing with my tongue and grapes don't do me like that

 

[Quagmire]

Jazz Apples

Ripe Bananas

Avocados (for guac)

Bell Peppers

Raspberries

Thats about it, the rest suck!

 

[Banana]

Now I'm gonna have to try this

report back!! i hope i havent oversold it.

Edit: replaced spot #10 because pineapples do that thing with my tongue and grapes don't do me like that

what thing do they do to your tongue!? now im curious!

 

[Ben]

what thing do they do to your tongue!? now im curious!

Pineapples are the fruit that eats you.

 

[Benzine]

here's my z-score fruit list

1. banana
2. pineapple
3. mandarin
4. strawberry
5. avocado
6. Mangosteen
7. Kiwiberries/Actinidia arguta
8. apples
9. nashi pears
10. raspberry

 

[Benzine]

11. durian, but i don't like eating it ir but it heals me good in zelda

 

[Nae'blis]

Jazz Apples

My dirty brain read this as Jizz Apples...

1. Strawberry, sun-warm, picked directly from the plant *chef's kiss*
2. Watermelon
3. Granny Smith apple
4. Grapes
5. Clementines
6. Lime (not really for eating as is, but as a flavoring in food and drinks)
7. Banana
8. Avocado
9. Raspberries
10. Honeydew melon, goes amazing with parma ham.

Also:

Congrats on having this stuck in your minds for the next couple of hours.

 

[Smacktard]

Berries are the top. They're just so easy and fun to eat. I think my list is mostly in order.

1. Raspberry
2. Blackberry
3. Strawberry
4. Kanzi apple (gj new zealand)
5. Blueberry
6. Banana
7. Clementine
8. Kiwi
9. Passionfruit
10. Pineapple

Kiwis (Things you can hollow out with a spoon are fun.)

If you don't eat it with the furry skin still on, ur doin it rong

 

[Nae'blis]

If you don't eat it with the furry skin still on, ur doin it rong

Yeah, because who doesn't want to eat fruity testicles?!

 

[shortkut]

Yeah, because who doesn't want to eat fruity testicles?!

Lesbians

 

[Banana]

Pineapples are the fruit that eats you.

i still dont understand??? is there a meme or something i am missing here?

 

[Ben]

i still dont understand??? is there a meme or something i am missing here?

Not really, they're just full of an enzyme that starts breaking your own tissue down. So technically when you eat them, they start eating you.

That's why eating a ton of pineapple can make your mouth feel rough.

Plus, pineapples are for swingers.

 

[MC74]

1. Melons
2. Mango
3. Raspberries
4. Strawberries
5. Blueberries
6. Blackberries
7. Banana/plantain
8. Pineapple
9. Grapes
10. Kiwi

 

[Banana]

Not really, they're just full of an enzyme that starts breaking your own tissue down. So technically when you eat them, they start eating you.

That's why eating a ton of pineapple can make your mouth feel rough.

Plus, pineapples are for swingers.

interesting! i eat a lot of pineapple and ive actually never had that issue so i had no idea. fascinating.

 

[Ben]

interesting! i eat a lot of pineapple and ive actually never had that issue so i had no idea. fascinating.

 

[Banana]

people who dont wash their fruit for one!

also. girl.

 

[Ben]

people who dont wash their fruit for one!

also. girl.

 

[Benzine]

@Raposuh what do you think? The Zushi Zushi no Mi is probably a choice for me, or maybe the Tori Tori no Mi, Model: Phoenix, or the Goro Goro no Mi

 

[Fool's Requiem]

1. Strawberry
2. Blueberry
3. Kiwi
4. Grape
5. Pineapple
6. Peach
7. Raspberry
8. Lemon
9. Orange
10. Green Apples

 

[TD]

1) Pineapple

That's it.
That's the list.

 

[shortkut]

1) Pineapple

That's it.
That's the list.

 

[Kat]

Oh man, this is tough. Roughly in order:

Blackberry
Strawberry
Lime
Raspberry
Lemon
Green/sour grapes
Tangerine
Sungold tomatoes
Granny Smith apples
Black cherries

Strawberry, sun-warm, picked directly from the plant *chef's kiss*

Ugh. I have strawberry plants in my yard, but I don't like them warm from the sun. I usually put them inside for a bit before I eat them so they're less weird.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

1) Pineapple

That's it.
That's the list.

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