This wax is self-aware.

[Ben]

My friend is really into wax melts, and frequently buys a bunch from this one bespoke brand. I think she's even an admin in the Facebook group for the brand. They recently did a collection of Jurassic Park scents, like "Isla Nublar", "You bred Raptors?!", "Dino Food", etc. She of course gifted a number of them to me, some of which actually smell really good. They're all full of glitter, etc.



Anyway, after I'd melted a block of the Isla Nublar wax and eventually turned the heater off to let it solidify, the glitter in it set in this shape.



100% by chance, and for some reason she did not have the same mind-blown reaction that I did...



So... Someone here has to appreciate the pure chaos theory of it all.

 

[Crystal]

It's beautiful!

 

[Nae'blis]

There's only one appropriate GIF here:

 

[Dead2009]

So does it smell like Jurassic Park? Inquiring minds have to know.

 

[Ben]

So does it smell like Jurassic Park? Inquiring minds have to know.

The "You bred Raptors?!" one smells like Barbasol shaving cream, so yes. "Isla Nublar" has a strong citrus vibe without being overpowering. I can't specifically remember what "Dino Food" smells like now, but I think it was the most underwhelming of the bunch.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

There's only one appropriate GIF here:

 

[Ben]

I lied, it was Dino Food that smells like shaving cream.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I lied, it was Dino Food that smells like shaving cream.

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Dino blood?! That's gotta be difficult to obtain.

 

[Ben]

Dino blood?! That's gotta be difficult to obtain.

I bet they substituted it for frog blood.

 

[Nae'blis]

Dino blood?! That's gotta be difficult to obtain.

Nah, they just looked for mosquitoes trapped in amber. Easy peasy!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Nah, they just looked for mosquitoes trapped in amber. Easy peasy!

"Bingo! Dino DNA!"

 

[Kat]

"Bingo! Dino DNA!"

I heard this post.