Rock, Paper, Scissors

[Smacktard]

Let's play this great classic game.

I'll go first:
Paper.

 

[Benzine]

paper

 

[shortkut]

Paper

 

[Smacktard]

paper

Dang, tie. Okay, you go first.

Paper

We can't play three at a time. Maybe you could start an evens and odds game?

 

[shortkut]

We can't play three at a time. Maybe you could start an evens and odds game?

 

[Benzine]

Rock

 

[Smacktard]

Scissors

 

[Smacktard]

Dang

 

[Benzine]

Do you wanna play my daughter? She says rock

 

[Benzine]

I would be more worried about someone attacking me with scissors than a rock.

Well, I have been attacked with scissors, and with a rock. Just waiting on the set.

 

[Lunar Kreskents]

Sorry to interrupt this forum game with a non-forum game (but with a judge you could make it into a forum game), but have you guys seen this? It's pretty great. https://www.whatbeatsrock.com/

 

[Smacktard]

Do you wanna play my daughter? She says rock

Bold move. I think I will also choose rock, then. She seems like she knows what she's doing, so I'll follow her lead.

I would be more worried about someone attacking me with scissors than a rock

Scissors attackers are unhinged, and thus more dangerous.

Sorry to interrupt this forum game with a non-forum game (but with a judge you could make it into a forum game), but have you guys seen this? It's pretty great. https://www.whatbeatsrock.com/

Someone shared that here a few months ago. Could fun to turn into a forum game, maybe, but I have my hands full with this game at the moment

 

[Benzine]

i think that's a tie, i'll wake her up to check

 

[Quagmire]

Dynamite bitches!

 

[Smacktard]

Dynamite bitches!

We're trying to have a serious game, here. Get this tomfoolery out of here.

 

[Jon]

We're trying to have a serious game, here. Get this tomfoolery out of here.

**Hides his lizard and Spock moves**

 

[Benzine]

My daughter says that is a draw and she’s starting anew with scissors this time.

 

[Smacktard]

I think I'm going to go with rock this time. I think it's the right move, and nothing makes me feel quite as good and as powerful as utterly destroying a child at a game.

 

[Benzine]

She’s says that she wishes paper scissors rock had chomp so that she could chomp instead.

 

[Benzine]

And that she wants to make a haunted house when she grows up. I think you won.

 

[Smacktard]

And that she wants to make a haunted house when she grows up. I think you won.

If she makes a haunted house when she grows up, I think everyone wins.

 

[Smacktard]

But yeah I'll absolutely take this victory. I need a badge for it.

I also need a badge for being a Game Master, now. Not the badge Kat gave me, but a second, special one, just for me.

Holy shit, I think I caught the badge bug from Jon. I think it's contagious. I want more i cant stop wont stop give badge more bage mine

 

[Benzine]

You can have any of mine like I care

Here’s the plans for the house

 

[Smacktard]

You can have any of mine like I care

It's not fun if I can get them that easily. Take note, Jon.

Here’s the plans for the house

I'm already scared. What dastardly abomination lives inside those gift boxes?

 

[Jon]

It's not fun if I can get them that easily. Take note, Jon.

I stopped trying to earn them.

That's why I fell to 4th.

 

[Smacktard]

I stopped trying to earn them.

That's why I fell to 4th.

Man, now I really wish I'd saved that post you made in the Purge thread begging for badges

 

[Jon]

Man, now I really wish I'd saved that post you made in the Purge thread begging for badges

Nice try. I've had this position for a while.

I believe what I had said was "I'd take them if I get them, but I'm done hinting them."

Something like that anyway., And may not even have been that thread lol.

 

[Kat]

Sorry to interrupt this forum game with a non-forum game (but with a judge you could make it into a forum game), but have you guys seen this? It's pretty great. https://www.whatbeatsrock.com/

Hmm, there's definitely some fun ways to turn that into a forum game.

 

[Nae'blis]

Hmm, there's definitely some fun ways to turn that into a forum game.

Knowing this forum it'll probably be turned into a wolf type game.

 

[shortkut]

Knowing this forum it'll probably be turned into a wolf type game.

 

[Smacktard]

Bully in shambles

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I choose nuclear detonation.

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

you think your card deck can survive a nuclear detonation?! noob

 

[Nae'blis]

It's made from the same material as the Hulk's pants.