Post your favorite beetle

[Smacktard]

So I discovered the other day that if you google a beetle, you can see a 3d model of your species of choice and even hear the sounds they make.

So Google some mafuggin beetles and post the cool shit you find

Best beetle sounds:
Longhorn beetle


Best beetle bod:
Hercules beetle

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I like the ones with the convertible top.

shitposting early

Also, Ringo is the worst.

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Smacktard]

u guys r doin it wrong

 

[canadaguy]

no u

 

[Crystal]

I don't Google, because...yuck, so you'll have to put up with just a searched image...but here we get these things -- Palo Verde Root Borers:

 

[Smacktard]

I don't Google, because...yuck, so you'll have to put up with just a searched image...but here we get these things -- Palo Verde Root Borers:

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Okay Google does not offer a 3D view of this one, but I get it because it's ugly and horrifying.

But more interestingly.... Why don't you google?

 

[Ben]

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Smacktard]

Let's get this one out of the way while we're at it

 

[Ben]

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Let's get this one out of the way while we're at it

Oh shit, that's a good one though.

 

[Mark]

 

[dimmerwit]

 

[Smacktard]

i'll have you know that y'all are posting significantly less cool beetles than OP post

 

[Ben]

i'll have you know that y'all are posting significantly less cool beetles than OP post

Maybe we just don't have favorite bugs...

I guess weevil is at least fun to say, though.

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Smacktard]

Maybe we just don't have favorite bugs...

I guess weevil is at least fun to say, though.

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haha what the fuck

what a dumb face

good contribution, ben

 

[dimmerwit]

Generic bugs you say?



Tongue-eating louse



Scorpionfly

 

[Smacktard]

Scorpionfly

Man what the fuck is that shit

Naw, dog

 

[Ben]

Do 300,000,000 year old bugs count?

I guess it ain't a beetle, but Arthopleura looked nasty.






100% only know about this fuck because of Ark.

 

[Crystal]

Okay Google does not offer a 3D view of this one, but I get it because it's ugly and horrifying.

But more interestingly.... Why don't you google?

It's also quite large, because it's sole job is to bore through roots with those powerful...umm...whatever the scientific term for them there jaw thangs is.

I don't Google because they track every damn thing you do...I'm also a hypocrite with a YouTube and a gmail account...go figure. DuckDuckGo is your friend

 

[canadaguy]

It's also quite large, because it's sole job is to bore through roots with those powerful...umm...whatever the scientific term for them there jaw thangs is.

I don't Google because they track every damn thing you do...I'm also a hypocrite with a YouTube and a gmail account...go figure. DuckDuckGo is your friend

Google tells me they are called mandibles

 

[Crystal]

Google tells me they are called mandibles

Fair, I figured they'd have a more beetle-y name, but that works

 

[shortkut]

Google tells me they are called mandibles

Are you sure you don’t mean Mandrills?

 

[dimmerwit]

Google sent me a letter recently asking me to install devices and apps to track all my viewing.

I declined.

 

[Ben]

Google is just another fucking company at this point. They're not trying to bring about a golden age of the internet. They just want profit.

 

[Nae'blis]

Oh shit, that's a good one though.

Behold, the cockchafer:

 

[Benzine]

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[shortkut]

 

[Smacktard]

cant believe no one did these bad boys yet

 

[canadaguy]