Pineapple On Pizza

[The Hulk]

I think Pineapple should go on all pizzas.

Do you like Pineapple on pizza?

 

[shortkut]

 

[Gloom-is-good]

I think Pineapple should go on all pizzas.

Do you like Pineapple on pizza?

Not ALL pizzas

 

[shortkut]

 

[The Hulk]

Not ALL pizzas

Maybe not Apricot Chicken pizza but all the others.

 

[shortkut]

Does pizza mean something else in the upside down?

 

[Gloom-is-good]

Maybe not Apricot Chicken pizza but all the others.

Ey fam, idk wtf you are referring to but it sounds like something I want to try so you tell me where to find that right now please!

 

[The Hulk]

Does pizza mean something else in the upside down?

 

[shortkut]

Notice how the pineapple is not on the pizza there. It is clearly not cut, so the yellow rectangles on the pizza are cheese

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[shortkut]

 

[Nae'blis]

Pineapple CAN'T go on pizza. The moment the pineapple touches the pizza, it's not pizza anymore. It's trash.

 

[The Hulk]

Pineapple CAN'T go on pizza. The moment the pineapple touches the pizza, it's not pizza anymore. It's trash.

 

[Jawneh]

I'd definitely go for a slice or two of Hawaiian right now. Mmmmm....

 

[shortkut]

If you like pineapple on pizza you don't truly like pizza, you may like something that seems to resemble pizza but it is not.

Flatbread. It’s why that section of a menu at a bar is “pizzas & flatbreads” because there’s a difference

 

[Webster]

You tell 'em, @Pineapple DOES NOT Go On Pizza!

 

[Webster]

I'd definitely go for a slice or two of Hawaiian right now. Mmmmm....

 

[The Hulk]

You tell 'em, @Pineapple DOES NOT Go On Pizza!

I tried to change my username to Pineapple Goes On Pizza and they changed it to @Pineapple DOES NOT Go On Pizza

 

[Jawneh]

Why doesn't the English speaking countries call it "ananas" like basically everyone else?

 

[The Hulk]

 

[shortkut]

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So you love flatbread

 

[Jawneh]

...is this a real thing?

Yeah.

But isn't really surprising that English is really really weird as a language?

 

[Webster]

I tried to change my username to Pineapple Goes On Pizza and they changed it to @Pineapple DOES NOT Go On Pizza

 

[MrDawn]

I think Pineapple should go on all pizzas.

You are pineapple now

 

[Crystal]

...can we also agree to make Altoona Pizza a war crime?

 

[Nae'blis]

...can we also agree to make Altoona Pizza a war crime?

Why do they cover it in plastic?

But, to answer your question, yes.

 

[Crystal]

Why do they cover it in plastic?

They claim it's good. I can't see how, it's lacking cheese.

But, to answer your question, yes.

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Jawneh]

Notice how the pineapple is not on the pizza there. It is clearly not cut, so the yellow rectangles on the pizza are cheese

Idk fam. I think those pineapple pieces are fairly rectangular here.

 

[shortkut]

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Idk fam. I think those pineapple pieces are fairly rectangular here.

I said what I said

 

[Raine]

Pineapple and bacon, dammit. It needs both!

...can we also agree to make Altoona Pizza a war crime?

What in the...

This goes beyond war crime. This is... this is a travesty of unfathomable proportions.

And also yes, American "cheese" is awful.

 

[Raine]

Pineapple and bacon you say...

All food is cursed.

Cursed, I tell you!

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Close this thread. I've said it before. No more of this. Ever.

 

[Webster]

...can we also agree to make Altoona Pizza a war crime?

Yes.

 

[Crystal]

What in the...

This goes beyond war crime. This is... this is a travesty of unfathomable proportions.

And also yes, American "cheese" is awful.

Right?!? It's just plain cruel.

 

[Excalibur]

I'm a pizza snob when it comes to crust and style, but honestly odd toppings have never bothered me too much. If you like pineapple on your pizza, eat pineapple on your pizza. Just don't do it on a Chicago deep dish because that wouldn't be a pizza, that would be a casserole.

 

[Excalibur]

...can we also agree to make Altoona Pizza a war crime?

OK I changed my mind about putting anything on your pizza, that looks disgusting.

 

[Crystal]

OK I changed my mind about putting anything on your pizza, that looks disgusting.

 

[Webster]

OK I changed my mind about putting anything on your pizza, that looks disgusting.

 

[Webster]

...can we also agree to make Altoona Pizza a war crime?

What in the french-fried titty-fuck is Tony Khan Yeyo doing now to pizza?

 

[shortkut]

I'm a pizza snob when it comes to crust and style, but honestly odd toppings have never bothered me too much. If you like pineapple on your pizza, eat pineapple on your pizza. Just don't do it on a Chicago deep dish because that wouldn't be a pizza, that would be a casserole.

It’s already a casserole

 

[Gloom-is-good]

My dinner tonight: The Pineapple Express

bacon, pineapple, crushed red pepper, jalapenos, teriyaki base (I gave all jalapeños to my husband)


Me: doesn't even have that much pineapple
Him: that has SO MUCH pineapple!

 

[Jawneh]

My dinner tonight: The Pineapple Express

bacon, pineapple, crushed red pepper, jalapenos, teriyaki base (I gave all jalapeños to my husband)
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Me: doesn't even have that much pineapple
Him: that has SO MUCH pineapple!

It does have more than I've used to seeing. Very nice. I always love when I get more toppings than I think I'm getting.

 

[Jon]

@shortkut - I got pizza last night from Hunry Howie's and I'm happy to report, it did NOT have pineapple on it. It DID however have their Cajun crust seasoning which I enjoyed immensely.

 

[Jon]

Also, I need the neon pizza badge now. I should award it to myself. I deserve it.

 

[shortkut]

@shortkut - I got pizza last night from Hunry Howie's and I'm happy to report, it did NOT have pineapple on it. It DID however have their Cajun crust seasoning which I enjoyed immensely.

Hungry Howie’s is better than dominoes. That is all I will say

 

[Jon]

Hungry Howie’s is better than dominoes. That is all I will say

I just like their crust man. Sam's has some good pizza, but I didn't want to drive 25 minutes. I also didn't want to go to the store and cook my own. So, I settled.

Marco's is pretty good.

 

[Mark]

Also, I need the neon pizza badge now. I should award it to myself. I deserve it.

You can technically do that since it did not have pineapple.

 

[Jon]

You can technically do that since it did not have pineapple.

Mark gave me the ok, everyone.

 

[Mark]

Mark gave me the ok, everyone.

It’s the pineapple using motherfuckers that get no privileges.