Nipples, Find them?

[Cole]

Okay I was recently having a conversation/experiment with a woman.

This goes for both men and women, specifically both actually, because I need both answers.

You know how one of the sobriety tests is to close your eyes and touch your nose?

Can you do that with your nipple? Can you close your eyes and bring a single finger directly onto your nipple in one attempt?

edit: I added the ability to vote twice. ask your significant others too.

 

[Cole]

I added a poll

 

[Cole]

I voted for myself.

And just fyi: the wife was yes.

I modified the poll, add her answer too.

 

[Cole]

im also interested in trans responses and whether or not that effects my hypothesis.

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

I'm good at finding my nipples. Did fingers from both hands to both nipples, got it every time. Do far I seem to be the only guy who has done this?

 

[VashTheStampede]

Grats on experimenting with a woman

Both of us here can, and there has been drinking if that helps the case.

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

Grats on experimenting with a woman

Both of us here can, and there has been drinking if that helps the case.

I'm also drinking, so maybe it does help.

 

[Cole]

now I wonder if that skews the results.

please sober up immediately and retest.

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

now I wonder if that skews the results.

please sober up immediately and retest.

I mean I'm not drunk. I'm halfway through a single drink.

 

[shortkut]

Yes I can, my proprioception works

 

[canadaguy]

Yes I can, my proprioception works

Oh look at Mr fancy science words over here

 

[Cole]

Oh look at Mr fancy science words over here

shortkut is the GameWinners equivalent of TV news anchors that say "nonagenarian" for a 90 year old person.

shortkut also uses "penultimate" in every day conversation.

 

[shortkut]

shortkut is the GameWinners equivalent of TV news anchors that say "nonagenarian" for a 90 year old person.

shortkut also uses "penultimate" in every day conversation.

Penultimate is a good word

 

[canadaguy]

Jeez, penultimate is like the 2nd to last word I'd ever use

 

[Cole]

Jeez, penultimate is like the 2nd to last word I'd ever use

I wanna respond to this with some thing funny. but to be honest this is literal peak comedy and I can't top it.

well done.

 

[Tubby23]

Can confirm, nipples were found

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

I'm not sure why it should be weird to find mine. One of them is involved with every post I make.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Am I supposed to be drunk doing this? I barely missed and I'm completely sober.

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

Am I supposed to be drunk doing this? I barely missed and I'm completely sober.

Drink and retest.

 

[Mark]

ITT: Cole has all of GW touching their nipples on a Friday night/Saturday morning.

The homeostasis has reached 100% at GW.

 

[shortkut]

I asked my wife to try and she said she got close enough

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Drink and retest.

can't. got work tomorrow early. plus, I don't like to drink.

Edit: Unrelated, I can't wait for your next name change, Alu. I keep thinking Ants is replying.

 

[Cole]

I asked my wife to try and she said she got close enough

okay but see I disagree. I think you need to be able to do it reliably to count.

I genuinely can not do it, she can, repeatably.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

I'm not doing this. You can try it tomorrow

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

I tried it while sitting down and then again since standing up. Still able to poke my nipples with my eyes closed.

 

[shortkut]

okay but see I disagree. I think you need to be able to do it reliably to count.

I genuinely can not do it, she can, repeatably.

Where are you drawing the line? Anything outside the areola is a miss?

 

[Cole]

Where are you drawing the line? Anything outside the areola is a miss?

kinda yeah. areola is not a nipple. I want it as pin point accuracy as you can find your nose when sober

 

[Cole]

I'm not doing this. You can try it tomorrow

that doesn't make se... alright.

 

[Crystal]

im also interested in trans responses and whether or not that effects my hypothesis.

Token tranny #1 to the rescue! Can confirm...ahem...yes.

 

[shortkut]

Token tranny #1 to the rescue! Can confirm...ahem...yes.

I don’t think you can be token when there more than 1

 

[Crystal]

I don’t think you can be token when there more than 1

Shh, we don't use logic here.

 

[Mark]

I don’t think you can be token when there more than 1

“Senior Ambassador”

 

[Raine]

For science, I would also be a yes while sober.
Both hands. Crossed, too.

I don't know what I thought I was going to read when I clicked the title. Weekend-Winners officially a thing.

 

[Crystal]

For science, I would also be a yes while sober.
Both hands. Crossed, too.

I don't know what I thought I was going to read when I clicked the title. Weekend-Winners officially a thing.

Do you get the feeling you and I shouldn't have answered this one? lol. The next questions in the other thread could get interesting

 

[Raine]

Do you get the feeling you and I shouldn't have answered this one? lol. The next questions in the other thread could get interesting

Science sometimes demands sacrifices!

Lest the boys forget, I spent some considerable time in their sanctums. I'm seasoned! Nothing can surp--ohmygodwhatISthat?!

 

[Crystal]

Science sometimes demands sacrifices!

Lest the boys forget, I spent some considerable time in their sanctums. I'm seasoned! Nothing can surp--ohmygodwhatISthat?!

So very true, for better or worse.

 

[Kat]

I'm laying in bed and tried it like that first, and it was a no. But I was consistently hitting a bit low so I sat up and was able to get right on the nipple with my fingertip the first try. I'm going to put it as a yes in the poll.

I also tried my nose, since I've never actually done that before, and uhhh I'm glad a cop has never made me do that.

I'm completely sober.

 

[Danny]

First try. Woooo

 

[Quagmire]

I did this sober and worked, will get drunk tonight and report back if I dont forget....

 

[Squall_Lionheart]

this is a game we used to play at university: "find the nipple". sitting in a circle, you'd have to try and touch the person next to you's nipple. if you do it first go, you drink. if you miss, you also had to drink (i think). i dunno, the rules were hazy. it was surprisingly hard though

 

[Cole]

Jeez, penultimate is like the 2nd to last word I'd ever use

just thumbing through old posts, this is still my favorite post from new GW