Need to be made admin for a day

[Ben]

Who do I sleep with to get to the top? I can do what they did, but better.

All of us. Together. Like some kind of Megazord.

 

[Crystal]

Let them duke it out via roll of the dice. Settle this D&D style.

Who do I sleep with to get to the top? I can do what they did, but better.

I'm afraid the answer is Al, but he's not available right now.

All of us. Together. Like some kind of Megazord.

 

[Mark]

Time to go even higher over some heads. @Crystal I demand a 2-hour ban for shortkut and Mark, and a severe finger-wagging at Ben.

Don’t threaten him with a good time.

Oh… finger wagging.

Higher than @Mark and I combined?

Not bloody likely.

Considering I’m on the second bowl within 30 minutes of getting back from the dispensary, and that includes prep work and talking to the others here at the house for a few… yeah. I’m getting there today, for sure.

@TD is higher than the two of you and he agrees with me about pineapple on pizza

I dunno… he sticks with edibles and infused drinks mostly. Ben and I are on that fiend level where we aim for forgetting our names and use serious hardware like torches and foot long bongs.

Only one way to solve this mystery. GWF 2025 Smoke-off. Not this year though, I'm too lazy.

We should have arranged it for 4/20/24, but we didn’t…

I don't know what this is or what's happening.

But yes.

Business as usual, my friend.

Fuck off with your compounding evidence proving his hypothesis.

…business as usual, my other friend.

I was confused why you were telling me to fuck off but then realized we are in the Thunderdome.

Fuck off with your four syllable words, Ben.

Even if it does start with high pot.

You’re funny to think that the dome is a contributing factor to whether or not you could be told to fuck off. There are people that just say it for sport.

Wait, we're in the Thunderdome?

Yup, that place again.

I'm afraid I can't help, as @Mark and @Ben are far too high above me at this point.

See? And this is when it all goes downhill… when the rational one lets the idiots play freely.

Who do I sleep with to get to the top? I can do what they did, but better.

You don’t actually have to sleep with anyone, just agree to some shitty working conditions and some minor slave labor.

Okay you degens can fuck right off

How dare they tarnish your pristine dome, it was such a lovely place before they got started, right?

 

[Crystal]

See? And this is when it all goes downhill… when the rational one lets the idiots play freely.

Rational? Shit, if I'm the rational one we're screwed.

 

[TD]

You’re funny to think that the dome is a contributing factor to whether or not you could be told to fuck off. There are people that just say it for sport.

If this was elsewhere, @Ben would be telling to be getting my fuck on, not off. Let's face it.

 

[Mark]

Rational? Shit, if I'm the rational one we're screwed.

See? That’s what I’m saying…

If this was elsewhere, @Ben would be telling to be getting my fuck on, not off. Let's face it.

Give it time, that’s a possibility here as well.

 

[MC74]

Rational? Shit, if I'm the rational one we're screwed.

You're far more rational than the majority of the populace. That, I can say with the utmost confidence.

 

[Crystal]

See? That’s what I’m saying…

You're far more rational than the majority of the populace. That, I can say with the utmost confidence.

 

[MC74]

 

[Mark]

You're far more rational than the majority of the populace. That, I can say with the utmost confidence.

Hey, fuck off. I resemble that remark.

At least it’s entertaining.

 

[MC74]

Hey, fuck off. I resemble that remark.

Says the guy who walked into a poisonous cloud. =P

 

[Mark]

Says the guy who walked into a poisonous cloud. =P

I create the poisonous clouds.

 

[Ben]

If this was elsewhere, @Ben would be telling to be getting my fuck on, not off. Let's face it.

I'm just trying to help you fight off the ED, TD. For your wife's sake.

See? That’s what I’m saying…

She started all of this to begin with. If not for her, @Mark and I would be close to finishing our thesis papers at Harvard.

Edit: high enough that I mentioned you to yourself, for sure.

Give it time, that’s a possibility here as well.

Sully this honorable dome with common gutter smut? Never.

I create the poisonous clouds.

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Man, I wish I wasn't wedged between two other townhouses. My garage would look like this otherwise.

 

[Mark]

She started all of this to begin with. If not for her, @Mark and I would be close to finishing our thesis papers at Harvard.

Fuck you, I ain’t going to Massachusetts.

Edit: high enough that I mentioned you to yourself, for sure.

Niiice.

Sully this honorable dome with common gutter smut? Never.

There’s nothing common about the smut here. Buncha special fucks. Literally and figuratively.

Man, I wish I wasn't wedged between two other townhouses. My garage would look like this otherwise.

The only reason we’re even out here is because the chairs out back got soaked during a quick storm, otherwise, we’d be getting the whole neighborhood high from a contact. Fucking EPA would come down on me for carbon emissions.

 

[Crystal]

She started all of this to begin with. If not for her, @Mark and I would be close to finishing our thesis papers at Harvard.

I am the ruiner of brain cells, tis true!

 

[Ben]

I am the ruiner of brain cells, tis true!

Yet you are ultimately the enabler of brian zells, so... Balances out.

 

[Crystal]

Yet you are ultimately the enabler of brian zells, so... Balances out.

I'll take it!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I didn't really want to do this, but it appears I have been left with no choice.

I was waiting for the punch line, but the punch line never came.

THE PUNCH LINE NEVER CAME.

Spoiler: A whole sausage.

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Ok, this isn't putting something in one's mouth... but thar image instantly made me think of this:

Spoiler: will someone think of the kids???

I don't recommend looking up that anime. Just know that the home in Alabama is sweet... and there are twins.

 

[Ben]

home in Alabama is sweet... and there are twins.

It does appear to be named Kiss x Sis, so... Very banjo.

 

[Ants!]

The following people are banned:

shortkut
Mark
TD
Fools Requiem

The following people are put over my knee and spanked:

Ben
Alu
Crystal

The following people get a high five and a playful "good job" pat beneath the ol' coin purse:

canadaguy

Thread Closed now to prevent further heathens from ruining a good thing.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

It does appear to be named Kiss x Sis, so... Very banjo.

they do chicken out by making it extremely clear that they're not blood related.

 

[A Challenger Approaches]

Thread Closed now to prevent further heathens from ruining a good thing

Heathen.

 

[Ants!]

Heathen.

 

[Quagmire]

Any thoughts on muffins or beets as pizza toppings?

Gonna pretend beets isnt a serious suggestion

But muffins maybe on a dessert pizza could work?

 

[A Challenger Approaches]

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[Ben]

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[canadaguy]

Gonna pretend beets isnt a serious suggestion

But muffins maybe on a dessert pizza could work?

@Smacktard look at all these uncultered swine not knowing about a muffin or a beet

 

[Smacktard]

@Smacktard look at all these uncultered swine not knowing about a muffin or a beet

These fools would put just about anything in their mouths

 

[canadaguy]

These fools would put just about anything in their mouths

They could get sick

 

[Smacktard]

They could get sick

REAL sick

 

[Quagmire]

These fools would put just about anything in their mouths

Can confirm that I sometimes have 0 standards for what I put in my mouth

 

[canadaguy]

REAL sick

Ick!

 

[Ants!]

These fools would put just about anything in their mouths

Shut up and unzip your pants.

I'm low on money.

 

[Smacktard]

Shut up and unzip your pants.

I'm low on money.

psht as if you'd make me pay, you slut

 

[Fool's Requiem]

You heard what she said.

 

[Jon]

I'm not reading all this, but I have a warning from Kut about pineapple on pizza too. But pretty sure mine is permanent.

 

[Ben]

I'm not reading all this, but I have a warning from Kut about pineapple on pizza too. But pretty sure mine is permanent.

Are you also begging for clemency?

Sounds like you're eating some whineapple pizza...

 

[Jon]

Are you also begging for clemency?

Sounds like you're eating some whineapple pizza...

Oh no, I am happy to wear it as a badge of pride.

 

[Ben]

Oh no, I am happy to wear it as a badge of pride.

Ah, so it was fineapple pizza.