I Was A Naughty Boy

[Danny]

So back in the ye olde days of 2005, I decided to join GW. Not knowing about the whole COPPA thing, I used my actual birth year of 1994. Meaning I was 11. (Although apparently since I was in the UK, it didn't matter)

I promptly made a second account saying I was born in 1992 and was 13. (Shout out to mum for letting me use her email address)

HOW did I get away with that?

Do I get banned now?

 

[Crystal]

You MUST send in your COPPA form to Al or you will be banned from the forums for COPPA evasion!

 

[Danny]

Na, I'm not gonna do that, I'm gonna make silly threads that get locked because I had no idea what I was doing!

 

[Crystal]

Na, I'm not gonna do that, I'm gonna make silly threads that get locked because I had no idea what I was doing!

If you do that you'll be banned, and if you get banned you'll be shunned FOREVER! It'll go on your permanent record and we'll send you to the Al's office where he'll call your parents!

 

[Danny]

If you do that you'll be banned, and if you get banned you'll be shunned FOREVER! It'll go on your permanent record and we'll send you to the Al's office where he'll call your parents!

B-but my mother will take away my PS5!

 

[Crystal]

B-but my mother will take away my PS5!

Then you had best be on your best behaviour!

 

[Mark]

Don’t stress it. Just fax the form over to… shit… what was that number again?

 

[Crystal]

Don’t stress it. Just fax the form over to… shit… what was that number again?

867-5309

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I understood that reference.

 

[Nebulous]

So back in the ye olde days of 2005, I decided to join GW. Not knowing about the whole COPPA thing, I used my actual birth year of 1994. Meaning I was 11. (Although apparently since I was in the UK, it didn't matter)

I promptly made a second account saying I was born in 1992 and was 13. (Shout out to mum for letting me use her email address)

HOW did I get away with that?

Do I get banned now?

I absolve you from all your sins.