How Do You Eat Your Pizza?

How Do You Eat Your Pizza?

  • By the slice

    Votes: 10 52.6%
  • By the square

    Votes: 3 15.8%
  • Deep-dish (you heathens!)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • With a fork and knife

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • I make my own pizza, thank you!

    Votes: 3 15.8%
  • Other (huh, what?)

    Votes: 2 10.5%

  • Total voters
    19
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By the slice if it's a round pie, by the square if it's Detroit style, and also by the square if it's a Chicago tavern style.

If it's a Chicago deep dish? Forget it, that's a knife and forker.
 

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The real question.. at what point do you start eating the Crust? The beginning? The middle? The end? Not at all?
 
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The real question.. at what point do you start eating the Crust? The beginning? The middle? The end? Not at all?

Who the fuck starts eating their crust midway through the piece? What kinda crackheads do you know? The crackheads I know ain’t like that…
 

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Who the fuck starts eating their crust midway through the piece? What kinda crackheads do you know? The crackheads I know ain’t like that…
So.. I take a bite of just pizza first.. and then I rotate it sideways so that I'm eating pizza + Crust at the same time

I'm that crackhead I guess..

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I've tried the same thing, it works, but...I'm too stuck in my ways to make it work.
 

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I lost my brain well before the sun took it. Ask my therapists!

It’s okay, they’re overrated and prone to failures.

Kinda sounds like part of the problem is getting stuck with shitty crust that isn't good on it's own.

Agreed. A dry or too flour-y crust can ruin the end of the slice.
 

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Depends on how the pizza was made. Round ones tend to be slices, unless they're very small. Then I might just fold the whole thing in half and eat it like a taco. Sheet pizza as squares/rectangles. Pizza bites whole.
 
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It prevents having to leave eating a plain crust for last. I get a fairly good ratio of pizza and crust
I do the same thing for the same reason! Crust can be good, but I like it mixed in between bites of pizza.
 

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This is how I do it.

...I also kind of enjoy crust?

I’ve also noticed… if I save the crust for the end, the seasoning from the sauce isn’t stuck between my teeth as bad. Small victory, but a practical use for the crust at the end.
 
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All of the above.

I don't discriminate with pizza and will eat it all*

I made my own pizza last weekend, had deep dish casserole last week, just had a Sicilian style square slices... all good.

*except one topping, will not elaborate for the sake of brevity. We've done this too many times.
 
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I usually make my own but then slice it into 6 slices
 
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I eat my pizza with my hands, thank you
Made me think of this Simpsons clip. :D


Also, I eat my pizza by the slice! Since I almost only eat round pizzas slice is the way to go.
 
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