bananas are the superior fruit

[Banana]

hi everyone

my name is banana. or i guess for now my name is banana-notspam. i did spend some time on the original gamewinners but if im honest i dont even remember what my name was because i was like 15 and ive changed names on so many different boards but i typically go by banana now. im a member of a bunch of gaming communities and actually saw someone mention gamewinners on the zenless zone zero discord so now im here.

so you might be asking why is this my name? i was banned for signing up. it was bananas and not that kind of banana. and actually i was writing this ben fixed it for me so thank you ben.

anyhow i will probably be here once or twice a day and focus on the gaming forums. im not much for talking about current events and stuff.

so in the immortal words of ralph wiggum.

go banana

 

[Crystal]

Yeah, we're not sure what happened there, that shit's bananas. But hey, welcome aboard

I saw you re-registered and it gave me a chance to chuckle at an old meme, so thanks for the fortitude and letting us know you were indeed not spam!

 

[Mark]

hi everyone

my name is banana. or i guess for now my name is banana-notspam. i did spend some time on the original gamewinners but if im honest i dont even remember what my name was because i was like 15 and ive changed names on so many different boards but i typically go by banana now. im a member of a bunch of gaming communities and actually saw someone mention gamewinners on the zenless zone zero discord so now im here.

so you might be asking why is this my name? i was banned for signing up. it was bananas and not that kind of banana. and actually i was writing this ben fixed it for me so thank you ben.

anyhow i will probably be here once or twice a day and focus on the gaming forums. im not much for talking about current events and stuff.

so in the immortal words of ralph wiggum.

go banana

Welcome to the forums. As you can see, automation has taken over moderation. Blame the robots, they took our jobs.

 

[Banana]

thank you for the warm welcome!

i for one am not as trusting of robots so i will be happy to blame them.

 

[Jon]

 

[A Baby Maker]

Yup that was me trusting the machines. Stupid new overlords causing problems.

Welcome!

 

[Mark]

thank you for the warm welcome!

i for one am not as trusting of robots so i will be happy to blame them.

If blaming the robot fails you, look for the guy with the “A” at the front of his name. He’s a good scapegoat. The GOAT of scapegoats, if you will.

Yup that was me trusting the machines. Stupid new overlords causing problems.

Welcome!

^ this guy.

A consolation from us for your troubles:

 

[Ben]

If blaming the robot fails you, look for the guy with the “A” at the front of his name. He’s a good scapegoat. The GOAT of scapegoats, if you will.



^ this guy.

Sometimes he has an alubi.

Welcome back, Banana. Glad I could help right the wrong of our horrible moderation.

 

[Mark]

Sometimes he has an alubi.

Welcome back, Banana. Glad I could help right the wrong of our horrible sucky moderation.

Fixed it for you.

 

[A Baby Maker]

Fixed it for you.

Did you though? My name wasn't changed to Alubi

 

[Banana]

i already get a welcome back dont i feel special! also everyone has such colorful names. wow.

A consolation from us for your troubles:

somebody has already found they key to my heart i see.

 

[Mark]

Did you though? My name wasn't changed to Alubi

I dunno what you’re talking about.

i already get a welcome back dont i feel special! also everyone has such colorful names. wow.


somebody has already found they key to my heart i see.

Give it time, then you’ll be hitting the courts begging for an eviction notice.

 

[Banana]

im not so easily scared off but we will see.

 

[A Baby Maker]

Just wait until your discover the wolf games

Although the past couple have been just fine and the current one hasn't led to terror yet.

 

[Banana]

i peeked because it seems like a fast moving thread that is trending but i have no idea what is happening lol

 

[Ben]

Give it time, then you’ll be hitting the courts begging for an eviction notice.

im not so easily scared off but we will see.

It started with a banned banana, but budded into the beginnings of an apeeling relationship.
No brotassium deficiency here, Mark be accumulating musa acuminata companions.

i peeked because it seems like a fast moving thread that is trending but i have no idea what is happening lol

This is true of playing in the actual game, too.

 

[A Baby Maker]

i peeked because it seems like a fast moving thread that is trending but i have no idea what is happening lol

Lol the first days are always the weirdest because no one knows anything really and we're all just shit posting until someone does something interesting.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Bananas are definitely a top 10 fruit

Welcome

 

[Banana]

banana puns? others who agree bananas are a top fruit? what have i been missing.

 

[Ben]

How do you internally resolve not tasting like things that are "banana flavored", due to the genetic differences between bananas of 50 years ago and the mass-produced yellow produce of today? Do you consider your existence to be fraudulent?

 

[Banana]

ben are you a stoner? that is such a stoner question and i love it.

now to answer you. nothing tastes quite like i do, im an original.

 

[Ben]

ben are you a stoner? that is such a stoner question and i love it.

now to answer you. nothing tastes quite like i do, im an original.

 

[VashTheStampede]

How do you internally resolve not tasting like things that are "banana flavored", due to the genetic differences between bananas of 50 years ago and the mass-produced yellow produce of today?

Banana laffy taffy > bananas

 

[Lunar Kreskents]

But have you considered the

 

[VashTheStampede]

But have you considered the

That's #1 in my book

 

[Benzine]

I think banana has a great argument at being the best fruit. They're certainly the fruit I pick if I can only have 1 fruit for the rest of my life.

I think mangosteen is the nicest though.

 

[Ben]

But have you considered the

Hollow raspberry most cursed berry.

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Lunar Kreskents]

Hollow raspberry most cursed berry.

It may be cursed, but I'm afraid raspberry is both the superior berry and the superior fruit

lol I hoped someone else would remember this

 

[Ben]

It may be cursed, but I'm afraid raspberry is both the superior berry and the superior fruit

Don't get me wrong, they're great. I'm just not accustomed to seeing a raspberry with just it berry and no rasp.

Looks so cavernous, like I could put a banana in it.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

there is one fruit that belongs at the top

 

[VashTheStampede]

Don't get me wrong, they're great. I'm just not accustomed to seeing a raspberry with just it berry and no rasp.

Looks so cavernous, like I could put a banana in it.

I am so confused

I don't think I've ever seen a Raspberry that isn't hollow

 

[shortkut]

Bananas are definitely a top 10 fruit

Welcome

That's #1 in my book

Now we need the full list

Do you deduct points from the raspberries for spoiling almost immediately after purchase?

 

[Ben]

I am so confused

I don't think I've ever seen a Raspberry that isn't hollow

I'm gonna concede that my wild berry encounters are few and far between, and I'm drawing more from blackberry picking experience here, but they've generally got a core to them. A load bearing berry middle.

Maybe not by the time it gets to your fancy shelves, Mr. Grocer, but my mental image of berries is as nature intended.

That 3d rotation just seems to defy physics. What retains the berry structure? Interconnective berry membranes? Centripetal force? Berry ghosts?

 

[Banana]

But have you considered the

i cant look at a raspberry without thinking of the term blowing raspberries. raspberry pie is one of my favorites though!!

I think banana has a great argument at being the best fruit. They're certainly the fruit I pick if I can only have 1 fruit for the rest of my life.

I think mangosteen is the nicest though.

i had to google mangosteen because ive never heard of it!? it sounds really good i wish we had them.

there is one fruit that belongs at the top

strawberries are great! they mix really well with bananas too. a strawberry banana smoothie is one of my go to drinks!

 

[VashTheStampede]

I'm gonna concede that my wild berry encounters are few and far between, and I'm drawing more from blackberry picking experience here, but they've generally got a core to them. A load bearing berry middle.

Maybe not by the time it gets to your fancy shelves, Mr. Grocer, but my mental image of berries is as nature intended.

That 3d rotation just seems to defy physics. What retains the berry structure? Interconnective berry membranes? Centripetal force? Berry ghosts?

Blackberries absolutely have a core, a sponge-like white center.

Raspberries grow kind of like the petals of a flower? The core remains on the plant when the berry is picked. The rest of the berry is held together by tiny hairs.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Now we need the full list

Thread 'Top 10 Fruits' https://gwforums.com/threads/top-10-fruits.2550/

 

[Ben]

Blackberries absolutely have a core, a sponge-like white center.

Raspberries grow kind of like the petals of a flower? The core remains on the plant when the berry is picked. The rest of the berry is held together by tiny hairs.

Huh. Never realized they were that different in more than color.

Wild.

 

[Mark]

Blackberries absolutely have a core, a sponge-like white center.

Raspberries grow kind of like the petals of a flower? The core remains on the plant when the berry is picked. The rest of the berry is held together by tiny hairs.

Grocerer in Chief. Berry Enthusiast. List Connoisseur. Is there a title you haven’t held?

 

[VashTheStampede]

Grocerer in Chief. Berry Enthusiast. List Connoisseur. Is there a title you haven’t held?

TBF the second one kinda plays into the first

 

[Mark]

TBF the second one kinda plays into the first

Potentially. You never know, man, it’s a wild world. Your arch nemesis could be a berry enthusiast that uses them to defeat you, by creating a slipping hazard at work. You don’t fall, or actually get injured, but you stump your toe on one of those randomly placed structural beams in the middle of the fruit aisle, which leads to a whole separate beef between you and the architect and engineer of the building firm contracted for your store. However, being the magnificent bastard you are, your only nemesis in the store is the customers with bad attitudes… and let’s be real here, they hate themselves enough already, you don’t need to exert any energy that could otherwise spent on drafting lists.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Potentially. You never know, man, it’s a wild world. Your arch nemesis could be a berry enthusiast that uses them to defeat you, by creating a slipping hazard at work. You don’t fall, or actually get injured, but you stump your toe on one of those randomly placed structural beams in the middle of the fruit aisle, which leads to a whole separate beef between you and the architect and engineer of the building firm contracted for your store. However, being the magnificent bastard you are, your only nemesis in the store is the customers with bad attitudes… and let’s be real here, they hate themselves enough already, you don’t need to exert any energy that could otherwise spent on drafting lists.

Yeah that's true

That happens all the time

 

[MC74]

Welcome to our humble abode. Since we haven't been formally introduced, the name's Marcie. I'm Crystal's girlfriend. ^^

 

[shortkut]

I'm Crystal's girlfriend. ^^

You’re your own person

 

[MC74]

You’re your own person

True, but I also take pride in having a girl like Crystal as my partner. And yes, I know we need a room.

 

[Mark]

Why did this appear on my Facebook feed?

 

[shortkut]

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Why did this appear on my Facebook feed?

 

[Banana]

Welcome to our humble abode. Since we haven't been formally introduced, the name's Marcie. I'm Crystal's girlfriend. ^^

nice to meet you marcie!!

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Why did this appear on my Facebook feed?

can confirm. i need this.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

that character's voice will be forever ingrained in my memory