Zell Wolf Zell Wolf 20 - Day 4

[Jawneh]

I haven't had a drink for... idk. So long that I don't remember when.

At some point maybe earlier this year or late last year I had some shots. That's the best I can remember.

 

[Aluse Cannon]

I wonder if I've ever gone 1.5 months without a drink as an adult. I kinda doubt it. It sounds miserable.

I'm pretty sure I have without really intending to. I don't keep much stock these days outside of liquor. And normally don't have any mixers. I try not to go through my nice whiskeys too quickly so it just results in me not drinking for a while.

 

[Smacktard]

I wonder if I've ever gone 1.5 months without a drink as an adult. I kinda doubt it. It sounds miserable.

It was difficult when I first tried it, but I've gotten used to it by now. It was so weird the first time I went out for a meal with people and none of us ordered a single alcoholic bevvie.

During Covid I think I went like 6 months or more without a sip.

I'm a pretty big guy, but the first one or two beers after a stint off = immediately buzzing hard. Kind of unpleasant tbh.

 

[Jawneh]

Folks, do remember this important fact.

If you lynch me today, you won't get an update from the dead thread. I'd be gone for good.

 

[Benzine]

What are they discussing at the moment?

 

[Aluse Cannon]

What are they discussing at the moment?

"Get it over with and die already so we can play the next game!"

 

[Benzine]

With day light savings coming up I think we should extend the day.

 

[Jawneh]

What are they discussing at the moment?

Vash, Ben, and cg are talking over each other, trying to get a message sent through. I can't really understand them.

Doesn't help when you got a floridian, a canadian, and a brit. The accents are making it worse lol.

 

[Kat]

Whoo I just got official confirmation that my boss will take over my job the week after next. Then I just have to train him on how to do it (lol) and I'm free.

 

[Jawneh]

The dead thread messages aren't enough to live another day? Really? I thought that would've definitely been enough of a reason.

 

[Kat]

The dead thread messages aren't enough to live another day? Really? I thought that would've definitely been enough of a reason.

What, you don't want to go hang out with all your buddies from the dead thread?

 

[Kat]

I actually forgot why we switched to Jawneh, haha.

 

[Benzine]

he's least likely to be sk in my mind but if you think otherwise

 

[Local Hero]

he's least likely to be sk in my mind but if you think otherwise

This is why. Someone thought Kelly might have made "I'm a wolf SK work with me" play as an SK

 

[Jawneh]

I could also spill the beans from the evil side, but I rather not drop that low.

 

[Jawneh]

What, you don't want to go hang out with all your buddies from the dead thread?

I neean I will, but don't want to yet lol.

 

[Jawneh]

he's least likely to be sk in my mind but if you think otherwise

This is why. Someone thought Kelly might have made "I'm a wolf SK work with me" play as an SK

To me Kelly is the obvious shadow wolf. He said he's fine getting lynched, I'm fine lynching him, and Local is indifferent to whichever between me or Kelly dies.

 

[Benzine]

To me Kelly is the obvious shadow wolf. He said he's fine getting lynched, I'm fine lynching him, and Local is indifferent to whichever between me or Kelly dies.

what are you?

 

[Benzine]

or, what would you be if not the ritualist

 

[Jawneh]

what are you?

Obviously the ritualist.

But I was going to let Local know in jail tonight. Alu will also then see what's up if he checks me and you have the transcript from our jail chat.

 

[Benzine]

i ain't reading that

 

[Smacktard]

Do the two SKs know that they're supposed to try to win?

 

[Jawneh]

Fair enough. Alu's check will suffice anyways.


Okay, how about this. What if I put a restriction on myself. I will say what I know or think Kelly is and if I'm wrong or lying, I will be banned from the next two wolf games. You know how far I take my gimmicks anyhow.

Would that be enough to move the lynch from me to Kelly?

 

[Jawneh]

Speak of the devil lol.

 

[Benzine]

no thanks i'd rather you play

 

[Jawneh]

no thanks i'd rather you play

I wouldn't be lying anyways. It's a gimme for you.

More or less if you find that an acceptable deal for today to keep me alive longer.

 

[Smacktard]

I spent the last 3 hours watching 40 minutes of Milf Manor 2, episode 11 with the wife. This sounds like a dumb joke, but it's not. Lots of rewinding, pausing for discussion, impersonations, and constant gags. It was a fun watch. That's some good TV right there.

 

[Benzine]

ok i'm voting kelly again

 

[Jawneh]

ok i'm voting kelly again

I'm taking this as a binding contract. @Kat and @Ancle Suck follow suit.

 

[Smacktard]

ok i'm voting kelly again

We both agreed if we livestreamed ourselves commenting on it, our viewership would be great. You know you'd watch. We got into some hard hitting topics like father/son/MILF tantric yoga, and the McDonald's birthday party movie.

 

[Kat]

I'm taking this as a binding contract. @Kat and @Ancle Suck follow suit.

Already ahead of ya.

 

[Jawneh]

I spent the last 3 hours watching 40 minutes of Milf Manor 2, episode 11 with the wife. This sounds like a dumb joke, but it's not. Lots of rewinding, pausing for discussion, impersonations, and constant gags. It was a fun watch. That's some good TV right there.

... also, what is this show? Like some parody version of Desperate Housewives?

 

[Smacktard]

Benzine, you would watch our MILF Manor 2 livestream commentary, don't lie.

I know it sounds like a porno, but it's not. It's just very bad (and this very good) reality TV.

Seriously, it's 99% hilarious but the 1% time it gets very emotional and you're like "I can't believe this grown man is crying about his divorce after 30 years of marriage... On MILF Manor...2", and that's just good TV

Okay good night everyone, I'm drunk and plz don't lynch me. Kat's the real SK btw

 

[Kat]

Kat's the real SK btw

Rude. I made it this long with nobody suspecting me and you had to go and out me like that.

 

[Kat]

Haha, as if I'm even capable of making it to day 4 without killing anybody when I have a killing role. Y'all are lucky I made it to day 2 this game.

 

[Jawneh]

Well, I've made my pleas. I got couple nights worth of dead thread chatter ahead if Kelly is killed instead of me. That's my gain from this.

If I really need to say, I can say my role too, but I rather save that to confide it to Local in jail.

Still voting Kelly, and skip.

 

[Benzine]

i don't even watch normal tv i would sincerely get ill watching what you're describing

i can't watch anything that'll make me cringe and it sounds like it'd be... impossible for me not to

 

[Local Hero]

Skip count:
Benzine
Jawneh
Kat

 

[Benzine]

hey @Fool's Requiem i'm going to the pub for lunch today wanna come? we're gonna get another of those towers

 

[Aluse Cannon]

@Benzine why are you voting for Kat?

 

[Benzine]

i've decided to switch teams

 

[Aluse Cannon]

That doesn't seem optimal

 

[Benzine]

i don't trust jawneh one bit

 

[Jawneh]

Local can then tie the vote.

Unless Kelly unvotes or switches elsewhere.

 

[Jawneh]

The faster you skip @Local Hero the faster you'll get to have fun with me in jail.

 

[Aluse Cannon]

i don't trust jawneh one bit

I mean we're not supposed to

 

[Aluse Cannon]

The faster you skip @Local Hero the faster you'll get to have fun with me in jail.

Nah I still haven't

 

[Benzine]

I mean we're not supposed to

he has no honour

 

[Jawneh]

Nah I still haven't

The faster you skip @Ancle Suck the faster I get to have fun with Local in jail.

 

[Jawneh]

he has no honour

I have fun though.

Even if it's mainly fun for me.